dong-geons

like dungeons and dragons but it's a pp joke holding the username because it used to be my main (now andrewgarfieldslut) and i’m too emotionally attached

[auckie]

Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

[melynnwaters]

Perhaps the better question would be to ask who doesn't!

[stargirl-widowgast]

My brother and I have started playing baldur's gate together as twin barbarian gnomes named Kick and Flip who like to Be Strong and Break Thing

[eldragon-x-moved]

me when sun characters are terrifying and destructive. me when light is an overwhelming damaging power. me w

[bogleech]

Why are cone snails never referenced in cartoons or video games or really any media at all?? They're not that obscure. There's a snail with a biological gun that can kill a person and I've seen it in countless educational kid's books, nature documentaries, science magazines and articles but nobody with the power to do so has put the murder harpoon snail into anything?? Hello????

[suppermariobroth]

Bizarre unused enemy found in development files for Yoshi’s Island. Its internal name is “HONEKURAGE”, which translates to “bone jellyfish”, which is ironic due to jellyfish having no bones in real life. From the two animations present, it can be assumed that the enemy would have acted similar to how Dry Bones behave in most 2D Mario platformers.

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[bogleech]

We were SO fucking robbed I wanna throw a super Nintendo right on the ground!!!!!

[swordandsnorecery]

april storms and dragons like butterflies!

[probablybadrpgideas]

After taking down the Big Bad, tell your players they're not finished yet. Have them attend the funeral and whoever dealt the final blow is asked to say a few words.

[bragganhyl]

I figured I’d doodle my Watcher as a lava mermaid before mermay ended

[neenarchive]

characters recognising a doppelganger/evil twin/shapeshifting imposter because they know the original so well is such a good trope

[neenarchive]

extra sexy if they manage to trick them into saying or doing something the other would never do

[dissonant-aria]

[johnmulaneyslut]

[starpeace]

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

[starpeace]

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

[elidyce]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[superjustaguyblog]

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

[anachronistic-cat]

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[theglintofyourblade]

Dagger with Sheath | Turkish | 19th century | Met Museum

[aletheyass]

door to door indulgence seller fit

[only-tiktoks]

[essektheylyss]

I also just think that there's really an insane cautionary tale in the idea of this young elf, furious to have inherited a broken world that limits his imaginings, bitter enough to return to one of the places somehow left untouched in the wake of the near-total destruction of the world, where even the existence of life among ruin is a marvel and a blessing, and poison it as fully as the gods he loathes poisoned the earth itself in their war.

He doesn't even have the cushion of ignorance or good intentions to hide behind. All he can show for himself from the moment he arrives in Molaesmyr is arrogance and spite, and when he doubles down afterwards by running to the Marrow Valley instead of owning up to his failures, arrogance and spite are also all he's left with.

[2minutetabletop]

The 1900s Misc. Map Assets

We’ve just released 390+ new assets on our website! These ones are from the 1900s, featuring everything from automobiles to ashtrays (with some Cthulhu thrown in). 

→ Download them on 2-Minute Tabletop

[skexchs]

made a tutorial because i love furry ergonomics

[aconissa]

“In Dutch Protestant paintings of the 15th and 16th centuries, meat often referred to ‘the weak flesh.’ In my paintings, the beauty of the flesh is shown, and the ornate frames emphasize the non-Puritanical content. People call the frames ‘over the top’ or excessive. They’re often painted to match the meat. When viewing the paintings, some say they have a gag reflex while thinking at the same time they’re beautiful.” 

Victoria Reynolds on her raw meat paintings