En attendant, ils ont décidé de ne rien faire.

Teal vibin' my art

[tealviscaria]

I finally finished these portraits of Denise Chaila!

You should definitely check out her music if you don't know it already :)

Reference from this video:

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[wikipediahmms]

blokes who love to hang out

[ohlivish]

Just like Jesus

[vagueeyes]

TASKMASTER S21E8 "I Don't Got Any" // S21E9 "Maybe Someone Else Wrote Veep?"

[chelshiart]

jdjhfhehf so uh i blacked out for an hour and a half in the midst of thesis stress, and this was in my iPad when i woke up???? anyone else want to see ryan gosling on the show? lol

[pigeonneaux]

Went to a pride the other day, so i drew my fit :333 60's dress and big boots

🧚🧚🧚 i got to pet a puppyyyyy🧚🧚🧚

My pride and joy

🩷

[tealviscaria]

wip :)

[mismedleym]

make for yourself a new home

[ambiguouspuzuma]

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

[numbers-96]

Inside no. 9 / SE5 EP6 / "The Steakout"

[sixfiguresillery]

found one black mans shoe

lets be honest who hasn’t been haunted by the narrative while vivaldi’s four seasons plays thematically in the background

[abeterger]

my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake…

[enderzorua36]

Flan 🍮

[tealviscaria]

Just realized we're a whole week into June and I haven't posted any art yet smh...

So it is once again time to ask: if you have any requests, don't hesitate, I'd like to do some sketching!

[tealviscaria]

Armando Iannucci for @vagueeyes !

(and this is the last one)

[tealviscaria]

Just realized we're a whole week into June and I haven't posted any art yet smh...

So it is once again time to ask: if you have any requests, don't hesitate, I'd like to do some sketching!

[tealviscaria]

Jerma for @ratimz and Watto for @dreamdiscovery :)

[charlesoberonn]

Gritty Detective Fiction: There's been a murder 🚬🫩🏚🌧

Cozy Mystery Fiction: There's been a murder ☕️🤔🏡☀️

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Intense birdwatcher: there's been a murder 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔭😀

[sombradusk]

[x]

[ashstfu]

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

[anticurses]