Allison Paige

20 year old slytherin istp

[drtrinitysantos]

I need to smoke weed with this bitch

[bergoozter]

don’t embarrass me in front of the artist

[notkatniss]

[g00]

*dr doofenshmirtz voice* perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here?

[alwaysalreadyangry]

so we’re all having an extremely weird time off it right now, huh? good thing we have tumblr, the social network that most exemplifies the “i’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me” feeling every time you post

[ranchhands]

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

[shinelikethunder]

can we please bring back “in poor taste” as a concept

Because at some point it got folded in under “problematic,” and now every damn thing that has Unfortunate Implications or deals with sensitive topics indelicately enough to raise hackles or gores somebody’s sacred cow is treated as a grave injustice or a threat to society. Online activism culture has lost the vocabulary to express “this deals with touchy stuff in a way many people might find inappropriate, and you should probably avoid it if insensitivity on this subject gets you angry/upset, but it’s not promoting hateful ideas or demeaning people or affecting anything but my opinion of the creator’s sense of tact.”

[foxyfandoms]

I think this really an important post. We’ve fallen into such a rut of “everything is right or wrong, no inbetween” that stuff that’s merely in poor taste is conflated with things that are actually offensively malicious.

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

this is so well worded like i been trying to say this for awhile thank you

[chicklette]

Damn. This is the thing.

[queeranarchism]

I also kinda dislike that people started saying ‘problematic’ when they could be specific about what someone did wrong. It becomes this vague scary thing that someone ‘said something problematic’ and you don’t know whether they passionately defended nazis or made a clumsy joke about retail workers. And because we don’t know what someone means but we do want to be safe a lot of us just assume to worst and avoid people labelled ‘problematic’. This makes is a very effective tool to bully out people for minor flaws and to reinforce purity culture and disposability culture. 

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[glumshoe]

Someone I know accidentally added oregano to their coffee instead of cinnamon and had to carefully scoop it out with a spoon. This person is a fool and a disgrace and I have lost all respect for them. 

[ofeidolon]

…was it….was it you?

[glumshoe]

It was someone I know very well. The details do not matter.

[idefkbroseph]

I’m trying to get back into the rpc so if anyone has any rp recs message me with some I’m down for pretty much whatever, but what I’m mainly looking for is a good twitter rp or a soulmate rp or something, or maybe a halloween themed rp. I don’t really know, but I would really like some recomendations cause I am v indesisive.

[idefkbroseph]

OnlyFans

[idefkbroseph]

i’m still mad that sheriff stilinski and melissa didn’t end up together on teen wolf

[anxietyproblem]

[fleshcrypt]

Signal boost the h e c c out of this. I always forget the differences and its occurring to me that ive been having an anxiety attack for about a week now

[thoughtsfromaclutteredbrain]

When I get really anxious I get this intense heat across my arms and I’ve always wondered about it cuz I’ve never heard anyone talk about it before and I’m just realizing now that I am constantly fighting off panic attacks. I’ve never seen the symptoms and difference between that and anxiety laid out like this before wow

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kevin-day-is-bi]

IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE:

I enjoy reading about attractive people whom are lovable assholes and literally cause problems every second. I do not enjoy living with them irl. Why? Because if they’re fictional I don’t have to clean up their mess and deal with them lashing out. My taste in fictional people does not match my taste on real people and that is important

Again, to make it clear

Someone’s taste in fictional people may not be their taste in real people

[egberts]

am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me