I’d Embroider That

Embroidery hoops of characters, quotes, and more from various fandoms. MY ETSY SHOP INSTAGRAM

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Lou does this thing sometimes where he will pare down a scene or piece of lore into a few brief words using the driest tone, and it is the /funniest/ thing to me. This one in particular. The entire exchange between Riva and Deli Guy already had me in shambles- this just sealed the deal.

And so I had to stitch it.

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Imagine showing up for a game of D&D, and the DM drops this absolute banger of a critique on the fly.

And how correct you are, Bud. We are feeling your words down to our weary bones these days.

‘You would reject someone from your life over a political opinion?’ has got to be one of the most wildly disingenuous, purposely obtuse, frustratingly stupid questions I have ever had to hear with my very own ears. I do not believe you are asking in good faith, I will not even begin to entertain the misguided premise of your question, and how were we ever acquainted in the first place cause this is the ethical BAR for me.

The question after ‘who did you vote for?’ is ‘why did you vote for him?’. THAT is why I cannot with you. Cause the answer is always appalling, indecent, and ignorant.

Anyway. Thank you Dropout for being ethical media that I can consume during this garbage moment in history. 🔥 🥓

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I want to be competitive like this, but I am only food-motivated at this point in my life.

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Oh, you love her? Have you ever Don Corleone’d your competition into saving your girl and then eliminated said competition? Now that’s love.

‘Survivor: All-Stars’ was the GOAT. The ‘Godfather III’ we deserved.

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Zac Oyama will always say the best line possible in any given moment. Always.

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Original character art by Amy Reeder.

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Too legit to crit. Low rolls are now PEAK comedy to me.

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There’s not enough thread on the entire planet to stitch every badass line Zac has ever said, but this one needed to be done.

FOR BULBIA! ::wink, wink, nudge::

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I thought stitching the ‘Viva Mas Vegas’ Murph shirt was going to be the difficult part, but it was actually his mustache and the folds in his JNCO pants.

Finally got to put my sparkly thread to good use.

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Wherever you are, Rat Jesus, I love you.

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In these trying times, be like Margaret Encino and make sure you are pausing and checking your cell phone in for 20 cell phone-free minutes a day. Down a matcha while you’re at it.

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Gorgug Thistlespring, the greatest wizard of this age, is either gonna make me laugh hysterically or weep loudly. Only two options.

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Sir Theobald Gumbar, Lord Commander of the Tartguard, Sworn Knight of the Order of North-Gumbia, is gonna get slammed down. Big style. Cause he’s earned it.

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Gav needed to take photos of two finished art pieces, so I wormed my way in there with my hoop, hence the elaborate backdrop.

I love this Ethan Zohn quote- in fact, this is probably our most used ‘Survivor’ quote. Whenever we get home from vending at an art fair/show (usually at midnight), we have to unload the car, which means moving 8 heavy sandbags from the backseat to the “art shed” we have at the back of the Escape Pod. It’s monotonous and difficult and we say this line multiple times as we go back and forth until the car is empty of all the art tent stuff.

We also use this quote when we have to do dishes. ‘Tremendous effort challenge’ is now for all things, big and small. Anyhow, it’s art show season again, so bring on the sandbags 😩

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The hug! The twirl! The LAX pickup! Is there a truer broship in existence? I think not.

Artistic liberties taken with the backpack.

Until the next leap and hug.

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With all the amazing new Goggins content, I’m hoping it pushes everyone to look up his other work and rewatch ‘Justified’ and get it popular again so we get a second season of Graylan, but this time they bring Tim back into the storyline, along with his husband and clever quips. Manifesting this for me ✨.

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Short though it may have been, the alliance between Dylan Efron and Boston Rob was glorious, and watching them work together made the season for me.

Especially after the Survivors went all Survivor on each other. You can take the Survivor out of Survivor, but you can’t take Survivor out of the Survivor, apparently.

I was torn between this iconic moment, and Boston Rob’s “I swear I’m a freakin’ faithful”, but in the end, the hug won. LOVE WINS. And now so must Dylan. And Gabby. Go Dylan and Gabby! 🎉

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Admittedly, “I’m a wolf in goat’s clothing” is probably one of the most baller ‘Survivor’ lines ever, but this one? The earnestness and accusation- chef’s kiss. The chort it made me chortle. Jake O’Kane was so damn funny and easy to root for.

2025 is already shaping up to be an absolute dumpster fire rotting garbage year (next 3 not looking so hot either) so to brace myself, I will continue to stitch my favorite ‘Survivor’ lines, the ones that made me laugh and quote frequently, apropos of nothing.

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