Rage & Love

My name's Sydney, I like music, and I'm here to start a revolution.

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

Fuck the double standards.

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[angrypunkandtrans]

[starsleeps]

A praying mantis ghostwrote this

[animals-lovers]

Instagram: animals_lover_ig

[shrimpleandclean]

Please credit the actual photographer Tanja Brandt who took these beautiful photos of Ingo (the dog) and Poldi (the owl)!

[mogifire]

Black and White painting  by Bob Ross

[pissvortex]

america has a functioning democracy where one party tries to kill you and the only other party just campaigns around the fact that they aren’t the party that tries to kill you

[chickenstab]

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

[chickenstab]

look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love

[chickenstab]

another beautiful bat you can see her whiskers!!!! look at her

[chickenstab]

this one’s named after it’s nose looking like a leaf! get fucking with it look she’s adorable!

[shrineart]

HAPPY BOY!

THE EARS THO

SMOLE BOY

Weird cow lookin boy with an impressive snooter

Fancy Nose Boy

EARS

[lampfaced]

goofy ears!

mohawk!

extra long snoot!

literal goblin!

comedian bat!

sucker footed bb!

sword nose!

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

@smut-smut-in-the-butt

[jumpingjacktrash]

bats have the weirdest faces and i support them 100%

[starship-nine]

@okami888

[elljayvee]

looking at bats really makes you think about how fucking unimaginative Star Trek makeup artists are sometimes but also makes you weirdly appreciate Ferengi

[elfboi]

More huge ears bats please, I love bats with huge ears.

[anantucketsummer]

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

he’s the mechanic he’s fixing it

[stability]

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[sagihairius]

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

[bearlyholdingittogether]

It’s that time of year again!

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

[butmuhgains]

FUCKING U N I T

[feedeeadventures]

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

[twitterlols]