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otherpigeon

#bg3

wisdom-critical-failure

Lae'zel: Bitch. Shadowheart: ...I'm sorry? Lae'zel: Apology accepted.

#bg3

colinarcartperson

Been listening to Neil Newbon and Tom de Ville playing Baldur's Gate 3 while working and it is just delightful how chaotic it is!~

#bg3 #neil newbon #tom de ville

loxalotl

Tom's Nightmare (aka when you let Astarion's VA loose on BG3)🤣

#bg3 #neil newbon #tom de ville

julientel

my favorite chaotic duo

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep

ria-neearts

"Good morning, darling"

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

turing-tested

what else does this fish suggest

kira-serialfaggot

Swapping the butter out for mayo when making a grilled cheese

He is a horrible man

When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

libraford

Lean staffing will also be illegal. If you need three people to do a job, you're hiring four.

libraford

You are also either earning an amount or you are not earning that amount. 'Earn up to 21.50/hr' no. Either you're paying 21.50 or you are not paying 21.50. Tell the truth or jail for employer for 1000 years.

libraford

If someone asks for 2 years experience for an entry level job paying just above minimum wage, you should be legally permitted to launch them into the fucking sun.

bouncinghedgehog-deactivated202

homunculus-argument

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

stele3

"I'm really not good at it," the king admits with horrible, aching grief. The country is in disarray. Peasants go hungry. Nobles trade power amongst themselves with impunity.

So the queen takes over and ruthlessly sets things to rights. Fires several generals, hangs nobles, redirects wealth to the peasantry. It isn't long before the first assassination attempt, which she expected.

She did not expect her docile, beetle-obsessed husband to go absolutely feral and fling himself at the assassins wielding a pair of sharp knives.

stele3

Also, the beetles are intended to attack and kill a certain type of invasive worm that has been killing off the gourd and potato crops for decades. He’s been trying since he was a child to crossbreed several native species to be hardier and better diggers. When he finally gets it right it’s all over for you bitches (“you bitches” being mass starvation of subsistence farmers).