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Sexuality: No Gender: No Pronouns: Why do you need to talk about me I am a simple grumpy, pretentious, nudibranch. Hey Look I'm going to attempt again. Maybe. Working on getting tags together.

[analish]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

“hairless cats are disgusting!”

“hairy women are disgusting!“ 

[ikatakojas]

you've heard of Daddy Long Legs now get ready for

Mommy Long Neck

[ididntwanttobeahero]

Land before time already killed her off smh

[ididntwanttobeahero]

friend: awww, who's a good sinner? who's a good sinner?

me: ??????????????????????????????

friend: its you!

me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[forgetmeparanoia]

she probably has a really sad horrible backstory and i already love her. 

[warlockwhore]

did the shia labeouf meme die yet?

[rooster-tumble]

[dankmemeking]

[siobhanchiffon]

Ebb and flow

[melisica]

[psyducked]

[sexhaver]

this image is quite literally six years old now and that’s wild to me. there are actual real live human beings younger than this .jpg who are walking and talking unassisted. i feel so old. i feel death approaching. will i sleep? will i dream?

[churchoftheshrike]

Old 4chan memes are so incomprehensible now. Matthew and I were just talking about this last night, I was describing a Hot Topic in 2003. “It was a simpler, more ancient time,” I said, “When a meme had a real longetivity to it. Years and years. And when somebody understood the bizarre reference, it was actually really cool, like: Yeah! We’re both internet weirdos! High-five! Now I see something funny and I’m already immediately exhausted by it, because tomorrow it’ll be on the Ellen show and my grandma will share it on facebook, and next week you can buy it on t-shirts at Urban Outfitters, and six months from now it’s going to be in a bunch of parody movie trailers. By the time South Park gets it in their show six days later it’s stale. It won’t go quietly into the night like ‘I’ma chargin mah lazers’ — an honorable death, at the highest it could go. It just immediately is sold and consumed and fucking awful. Immediately. And then it’s dead, before it even happened.”

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i cannot fucking believe capitalism and consumerism ruined memes. of all things. memes. it fucking baffles me how the world could come to this. god help us all.

[aegonstargaryens-blog]

When your followers have different beliefs than you but they still follow you

Originally posted by acccy

When your friends hold different beliefs than you, but you can respect one another and not ignore one another because of your differences

Originally posted by acccy

When you can follow people whose views are different than yours and not throw a hissy fit

Originally posted by acccy

Respect despite differing beliefs

Originally posted by acccy

Respect

Originally posted by acccy

[nowacking]

My mom thinks Pepe is beautiful

[punlich]

Pepe is beautiful

[evilspice]

[mememaster]

he aint a snitch

[weloveshortvideos]

[killorbekillian]

Person with hat: Excuse me, sir (falls over)

Person with trumpet: (Starts playing “Taps”)

[damianmcgintleman]

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

[ilstack]

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

[broadstreets]

[pratfall]

[imflare]

pearls were not made for fightin