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The idiot does stuff

He will probably make something if you ask him

It will be low quality

It will be free

It might take a bit to get done

It can be vetoed if the idiot finds it to be uncomfortable to make because his art is his art and he will make what he sees fit for his hands to do so

He may occasionally refer to himself in the third person in posts such as this one

But he will probably do it

#idiot does stuff #he does stuff for fun and to make people happy #not for money #do not try to pay the idiot #he REFUSES to pay income tax #he doesn't want to go to jail

INTRODUCING THE 876,000-HOUR-ENERGY

#disclaimer: image not to scale #the “actual” thing is much bigger #fake ad #it only comes in orange flavor #other flavors were too expensive to manufacture #this is enough to last 100 years #side effects are your problem not mine #we had to cut the guy running in half to fit the number 876000 #this is still more convenient than drinking 175200 5-hour-energys #caffeine #enough caffeine to kill a horse and it's entire bloodline and your entire bloodline and your neighbor's entire bloodline

What if you died and saw ending 1 of 10?

#now you have to go see the other endings #100%ing life #i dread having to do the routes that involve being mean

I had a nightmare and I'm not sure I want to know what it means

I don't remember too many details, but I distinctly remember dying multiple times and what was killing me. I swear the thing could be an SCP. It killed me a total of 3 times. The third time I woke up in the fetal position (probably because dying is a VERY unpleasant experience.) The thing killing me was this 4 and a half foot tall, demon/goblin thing. It had skin like a wet, black, trash bag full of round stones. Its torso was almost trapezoidal in shape. Its legs were short, and its arms were long. Both pairs of limbs were relatively thin. It had no neck, it's round head simply seemed to poke out of its body. The mouth was wide, and its eyes were mat white. Not glowing, not cataracted, just white. It had pristine human teeth. I got a good look at those the third time it was killing me. Its arms had no hands, rather, there were just dull. Like the tip of a 9mm bullet. The description of the monster seems goofy in retrospect, but how it definitely felt scary when it was killing me. The way it did so was first, I was in a position where people couldn't get to me quickly. It didn't matter if they could see me, just that they couldn't help me. The thing would come from the nearest shadow and run at me too fast for me to react. This is all pretty standard monster stuff, but here is where it gets specific. It would pierce its right arm through my right lung and its left arm through my left. Then, it would lift me in the air and hold me there until, presumably, I died. The third time, I heard a voice from somewhere tell me; "It won't eat you." as it was holding me in the air, snapping its disturbingly human teeth at my feet. It seemed to be taking pleasure from the whole ordeal. Other details include: the first death being outside, at night. The second one involving a horse (somehow?). The horse looked more like a medieval painting of a horse than an actual horse. The third death being during the day, when I went into a "basement." The entrance to said "basement" being a raised grate, copper in color, and with holes large enough for the horse from earlier to watch me die, again. I don't know how dreams are to be interpreted so I couldn't tell you what any of this means to me. If you have any thoughts on this, let me know. I kind of just wanted to put this out there because I find it best to share this sort of thing with someone.

TL;DR: I died 3 times to some weird monster thing in a nightmare and felt like sharing because I don't know what else to do with this information

#sorry for the wall of text #nightmare #what does this mean #the monster would look goofy to me if it didn't kill me three times #dying sucks #sweet release of death is overrated #no this isn't creative writing #i did have this nightmare #while this isnt technically art #it is still like art in the way that it was technically made by me #even if it was my subconscious #since it is close enough to art #different people can have different interpretations of it #i want to hear your interpretation

*Sees pride pin*

"Oh, you play Ultrakill too?"

#ultrakill #pride #i was too nervous to actually say this #but i did think it

The latest in military technology.

This image is the same bread png copied, pasted, reshaded, rotated, resized, and made into an abomination of a masterpiece

#bread man #is he made of shop or is shop made of him?#he screams for he does not know #he hates his existence #all he tastes is bread #all he smells is bread #all he sees is bread #all he hears is bread #all he feels is bread #all he knows is bread #all he is is bread #all he was was bread #all he will be is bread #you can only pay him with bread in exchange for bread #his entire existence at a fundamental level is bread #bread

Wyoming must be stopped.

#Wyoming #why-oming #fake ad #military aid #informative map #disclaimer in bottom left #please don't dox me

Finaly, an easy way to keep that snail away!

#immortal snail #anti-snail security system #security system #art #joke ads #i love stock pngs #the security system features include:#remote anti snail drone #anti snail landmines #intercontinental anti snail rocket #automatic anti snail missile silo #santa claus #and lastly an anti snail “stealth” sniper #house not included

For the low price of your soul, you too can have your life insured

#dave's necromancy life insurance #fake ad #stock photos are great #please don't call the number i don't think it is real but you can never be too careful #dave is cool #dark magic comes in a variety of flavors such as #Grape flavor #Baja blast neon green #Floaty black licorice #and Fine red mist #i used the color purple for the magic effect because i don't like the look of neon green for dark magic

This is probably allowed to be put here

#early cremation #we literally just show up to your house with a flamethrower #you can sign other people up if you want to #the name of the guy who uses the flamethrower is Gregorio #we didn't hire him #he just kina showed up and we let him do his thing

Got bored in my engineering class. They recently taught us how to use a basic 3d modeling software, so I made Benjamin from memory.

#benjamin #ultrakill #3d #got bored #hakita hire me #why did they let me do this #war giraffe

I never see anyone talking about the nuances of super powers like shapeshifting. It's always "oh this power is only use full if you have this one too" or "this power actually sucks" like yeah, but what about shapeshifting. Does having your bone structure reshaped hurt? Or would you not feel the rapid changes to your body? If you shapeshift into someone with cancer and that cancer grows does it stay when you turn back??? Do foods taste different because your mimicking another persons traits????? I need to know.

#superpowers #supercurses #why do you only overthink SOME powers and not others #I HAVE QUESTIONS #THAT NEED ANSWERS

Answer questions as honestly as possible.

#normal #survey #joke #totally normal #just a survey #nothing to see here #please give me answers #definitely not the entrance to a complicated web of insanity

I exist here now

I exist here now and you can't stop me

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