it's been a long day

he/they | minor | trans | neurodivergent | queer

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[calswildflcwer]

Get To Know Me !

Again, idk why I made this but enjoy I guess (some of these may be uncomfortable for y’all to answer, idk).

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

💚 - What’s your favourite colour?

🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?

🕰 - What time is it where you are rn?

🌟 - What is your zodiac sign?

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

🥀 - Favourite animated movie?

📺 - Favourite show?

😂 - Are you ticklish?

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

😳 - Do you like your name?

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

🤓 - How did you get your name?

🎓 - When did/do you graduate?

🍄 - Do you have/want any piercings?

👀 - What colour are your eyes?

👱🏻‍♀️ - What is your go to hairstyle?

🥂 - Have you ever drank underage?

🍾 - Have you ever gotten drunk?

😱 - What’s your biggest fear?

🥵 - Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

🌦 - What’s your favourite weather?

🍂 - What’s your favourite season?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

🐶 - Do you have any pets?

😴 - What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

🎨 - Any hobbies?

🛩 - If travelling was free, where’s the first place you’d go?

🎇 - What’s your most searched thing on Google?

📱 - Favourite app on your phone?

🤠 - Are you more of a city person or a country person?

[h4te]

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

[funkyness]

tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don't be ridiculous

[sabertoothwalrus]

gay people when it’s coming up on springtime and clothing stores start stocking new campy button ups

[songofthestarrs]

forget good grades i need sleep

[eggsaladstain]

so tired of people saying the crows accomplished nothing in season 1

they did not accomplish nothing, they RUINED the darkling’s day on MULTIPLE occasions in NUMEROUS ways

inej killed two of his best inferni and stabbed him in the chest

jesper gave alina a ride out of the little palace, beat his best heartrender, and inadvertently helped mal escape

kaz bamboozled the man with a smoke bomb and then stole his carriage

sure, the world needs heroes, but the world also needs the dudes who are slipping banana peels under the villain’s feet and stepping on the back of his cape so he trips

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

The word babygirl is not sexualised by tumblr. It is bastardized. When i see a man calling his daughter his baby girl i don't cringe or be disgusted because my mind has formed sexual ties with the word, i cringe because for a moment my mind conjured the image of a dark sarcastic pathetic wet cat of a man several years older than me as his daughter.

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

^ Babygirl

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

The babiest of girls

[dongfangxunfeng]

im so curious abt what ppl carry around on the daily.....rb & tag what's in ur pockets/bag?

[simplydifficultme]

“Is this really what you want? To be a criminal? To keep bouncing from the next score to the next fight to the next near miss?” “Honestly?” Jesper knew Wylan probably wasn’t going to like what he said next. “It’s time,” Kaz said from the doorway. “Yes, this is what I want,” said Jesper. Wylan looped his satchel over his shoulder, and without thinking, Jesper reached out and untwisted the strap.

He didn’t let go.

“But it’s not all that I want.”

~ Crooked Kingdom

Continuing with my ´. How many Wesper scenes can I make up or redraw until I get tired of it?

Hopefully quite a few more UuU

Anyways for this one I initially drew Wylan looking like normal but checked again and by this point in the book he still looked like Kuwei so don't be irritated this is very much Wylan just Kuwylan as I'd like to call him ^-^

[humunanunga]

Enough of the trope where memory loss undoes the damage or the corruption or whatever. More content where removing memories just removes the context.

The tragedy of needing to grieve and not knowing what or who you lost or why. The angst of having trauma and being denied the awareness that it's trauma. The suspense of being different somehow and left to wonder how and when. The tension of knowing that something is off and you can't find where it hurts. The Adventure Zone gets it. Kingdom Hearts gets it.

There is an aching inside you and you don't know how it got there.

[disco-tea]

Happy (early) ides of March to the funniest Snapchat I ever sent 

[escuerzoresucitado]

[prismatic-bell]

1) not a Rickroll

2) for those like me who are concerned, it’s also not a screamer. That said, you really kind of. Have to see it yourself to get the full effect. It’s the font, it’s the sudden music change, like. Wow. Okay. Sure.

[simplydifficultme]

Ok real talk. Wylan watching Jes open and smell the random ass bottle, then telling HIM to be careful.

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[dieu-mange-dieu]

❓🏳️‍🌈🔥🍑✂️

there's an angle here I can feel it

[professional-egg-layer]

💕🐮🌅❤️💦

I sense cow romance and love making on a beach

[aroaceswagcompetition]

👍🏽💀💖🎊🤦‍♀️

[catcups]

[disenchanteds]

Jesper: shouldn't you be graduating university?

Us: