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[mxnrique]

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

TV History

[circlesandtriangles]

“Excuse me, I’m on the phone.”

[s00nstuck023]

the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that

[sherryfrajer]

great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND

[buzzfeed]

whyyyyyy

[shortvideosandstuff]

Frozen jeans

[sentientbowlofoatmeal]

WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE

[shinjaninja]

they were makin their way downtown

[luciferismysoulmate]

not walking fast enough

[chromolume]

reblog before december 17th

[go-go-gadget-nipples]

But they’re not female presenting

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

It’s a lady showing you some nipples. How much more female presenting can it get?

[russenhocke]

[cossackia]

average_russian_insurgent.mp4

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

hoyl fuck my sides

[goulashnikov-concern]

I can’t tell whats funnier:

-The way they yell “Russia!”

-The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof

-The vodka induced singing and dancing

-The fact that it’s Russian pop

-The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight

-The other drunk guy who comes and tries to tell his agressive friend that it’s not worth it

[gaming-succubus]

The signs as drunk Russians:

Aries: Guy in Black Jacket and Ushanka

Taurus: Woman in blue jacket

Gemini: Guy who wants to fight the cameraman

Cancer: Guy that tries to stop friend from fighting cameraman

Leo: Guy in black jacket and beanie

Virgo: Guy dancing with drink

Libra: Cameraman

Scorpio: Guy in camo pants

Sagittarius: Guy in bomber jacket

Capricorn: Guy standing in the doorway, not wanting anything to do with this

Aquarius: Woman standing in the shed

Pisces: VICE news reporter

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

well this would have been useful last night

[aro-ace-fangirl]

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

well this would have been useful last night

[aro-ace-fangirl]

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

well this would have been useful last night

[aro-ace-fangirl]

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

[martiangirlfromtalloniv]

[paprika]

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

pride skellies

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[tsunderestimated]

I havent had hot cocoa in YEARS

[sealion-six-deactivated20190829]

Well it’s probably cold now

[tsunderestimated]