Among us series smut fic under cut, minors dni!!!
White x reader, crack treated seriously, PWP, size difference (human anatomy x among us anatomy), micro penis fic where white tries to impress you with his two inches of charisma while you protect his ego and give the smuggest blowjob that’s ever been given.
No gendered terms used for reader but reader does have a mentioned penis.
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“I’ve decided that it’s that kind of evening, you’re welcome”
White strides into the communications room, talking in no particular direction with the confidence of a man who’s ignoring the fact that he’s done this in many other rooms on the Skeld, looking for you, sighing with practiced nonchalance as he tries not to be too smug when he sees you.
“You’ve done what now?” You reply with a slightly suspicious look, leaning back away from a download task to land your eyes on white.
“Oh you know what I’m talking about” white rocks heel to toe playfully, which is hard not to smile at.
“Right now? Im in the middle of a task”
“Tasks can wait, I can’t. what’s more important to you?”
White walks forward, his hands floating towards the wall to mimic how you act when you’re leaning on something.
You sigh intentionally dramatically and stride towards white, dwarfing him as you get closer before squatting down and leaning your face close to his visor. So close your breath fogs up the glass.
“You’re right, let me get my priorities straight”
Your hand moves forward, besides whites “head”, and punches in a code to close and lock the door behind him.
White jumps a little at the sound, seeming like he wasn’t expecting to get this far that quickly, feeling domination of the situation slip from his hands which he quickly tries to hold on to by clearing his throat and saying
"Better. Now. Prepare yourself"
You smile knowingly at him, staying crouched before teasingly saying
“Right, and what am I exactly preparing myself for?”
"For..." white paused, clearly not scripted this far "For my penis"
The statement landed in the room like a confident pebble dropping into a still pond.
"Your penis" You repeat back
"Correct, it's impressive"
"I'm sure it is"
"You don't sound sure, you sound like you're using a polite voice and I know the polite voice, my staff use it constantly" White's hands moves down to the lower edge of his polo shirt, "Prepare to be astounded!"
You continue to wait, staring at white like you’re challenging him.
White, being a crewmate, did not wear pants, his lower half was simply a continuation of his round body, terminating in two stubby legs and, somewhere in the general pelvic region, the polo shirt rode up as whites hands moved down to rub a slit hidden between his legs.
And there it was, snaking out of the new opening.
You looked at it
It was... small
Objectively small
A tiny protrusion, pale and smooth like the rest of whites body, currently soft and measuring a little over two inches.
It was about the size of your thumb.
"Well?" White prompted
"Wow" you say
"Wow?" White repeats back
"Wow."
White's visor brightened by at least eight levels “I know right? It's a lot to take in”
"It really is"
"Most crewmates are smaller, I’m an outlier, a statistical anomaly!" White stated proudly
"I can see that" You reply, holding back a smirk and vowing to not mention the fact that you have your own 7 inches in your pants.
At least, not tonight.
“I’m impressed” you compliment, it only being a half lie since you’re not talking about his size, but his confidence.
“I know” white responds confidently, his hand floating down to grip his length, showing it off “just wait until you see me when I’m hard, you might need a structural engineer for your throat after this”
You let out a small exhale laugh at whites flirt, holding back an eye roll before standing up to your full hight again, walking towards the chair to the comms computer, spinning it around and presenting to to white.
“Sit. Unless you want me laying down on the dirty floor for this”
Whites visor gleams in seemingly pride as he walks over to the chair, hopping on it and sitting down as you get on your knees infront of him.
"Okay" White said, stroking himself until he grows to approximately 2.7 inches and rising “You may begin"
You roll your eyes before leaning forward, taking white penis into your hand, being able to hide the whole thing with one palm, and leaning forward to lick a stripe up his cock.
Whites hand finds its way to your hair as you start.
You tried to make it good, trying to show off your party tricks in your tongue, you have skills in this, but there was only so much technique one could apply to something that barely reached the back of their tongue.
However, white was having the time of his life.
"You're- ah- you're taking it so well" White managed, trying not to sound too desperate so quickly "Most people struggle- ngh- with the size. But you're a natural-."
You hum in agreement around his cock, sending shivers down whites bone.
"I knew you could handle it, I could tell. You've got- got a talented mouth, very accommodating, must be- ah~ must be all that human stuff"
You made another sound, this one a suppressed laugh, you disguised it as enthusiasm.
"Don't stop. I'm- I'm close. Obviously because you're doing such a good job, not because it's- quick or anything. I have stamina, this is just... exceptional circumstances"
You, who has been sucking for approximately forty-five seconds, redoubled your efforts.
White came with a full body shudder that traveled through his single bone and out his floating hands, which clenched in your hair.
The sound he made was somewhere between a gasp and the noise of a satisfied tea kettle.
"There," he breathed “yes there… That's... that was...” white sighed before proudly announcing “I timed that perfectly"
You pulled back and swallowed.
There had been very little to swallow, but you don’t mention as white enjoys his afterglow.
"You were incredible" you say, and meant it in a way which would probably offend white but he doesn’t have to know that.
"I know"
White's hands release in your hair, drifting down to pat your cheeks with postcoital affection.
"You were also... acceptable. More than acceptable mayhaps, you've got potential"
“Thank you”
Whites hands move to guide his penis back into his hidden slit, feeling satisfied as he makes smug small talk "I can tell you've had a good teacher"
"Absolutely, the best"
You leaned back and started to get back on your feet, dusting off your knees, before suddenly whites hands are reaching for you.
“buh-buh-buh-bup” white shushes you playfully as he tries to hold on to your hands to keep you from going back to your task "You turn now"
Your stomach drops “My turn?"
"Fair's fair, I'm a generous lover. Show me what you've got"
"I don't think-"
"Don't be shy. I just shared my impressive endowment with you, it's only polite you share yours, even if it's..." White's hands made a dismissive gesture "...probably smaller. statistically. don't feel bad about it, I'm an outlier, as mentioned"
You, who is packing 7 inches of humanly divine genitalia beneath your Mira branded uniform, did the only thing you could do to cushion whites pride.
“Actually, our anatomy difference is so intense, I honestly think my human body would handle it better if we just focused on you tonight” You lied, hoping white just takes it as a compliment and moves on.
“You have an no penis!?” White accused. Your hopes were not answered.
“No- white-“ you try to correct.
"That's the saddest thing I've ever heard" white puts his hand on his chest, as if he was clutching his heart in pity.
“White I do-“
"You're penisless, and I just made you use your mouth on my massive one… that must have been... really intimidating for you"
“White I have a penis!!”
“Oh” white says, seeming shocked before seeming to realise something “ooooh, you’re embarrassed about it, got ya” he nods to his own conclusion, acting like he’s cracked the code.
You just look at him, not saying a word, and slowly decide that he’ll stop pushing if you just agree.
You simply nod then add on “I’ve gotta transport these downloads, wanna come or?”
“No after care?” White accuses with puppy eyes. You sigh.
“My apologise, your highness” you say before walking towards the chair and lifting white so you can sit down and put him on your lap.
You both cuddle while you do one of whites tasks for him from the chair, and that was that.
