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• post stamps p2
p1 - p3
i did more with post stamps since the last one seemed to been a hit with you guys
Sent my sister my old APUSH notes and was subsequently reminded of the guy who love bombed me and then broke it off right before APs. Because of course 17 year old me chalked that study guide FULL of refrences. I compare myself to america and him to Britain 14 times.
Sameteam!au where Shane and Ilya are both young and stuck on a team with a god awful losing streak and one night while drowning their sorrows they drunkenly hook up and the next day the team plays incredibly and they win. The very superstitious veteran captain insists that everyone repeats everything they did the night before so Shane and Ilya hook up again and they win again and they keep hooking up and winning and now the team has a complete turn around season and maybe a chance at playoffs but oops uh oh now they also have feelings for each other
my aesthetic is gillian anderson completely forgetting all her lines in the first season of the x files
i would totally watch entire episodes of this
someONE someTHING where we dug up ˢᵒᵐᵉ…thingsome
BODY
SOMETHING
*inhale* THAT I CAN’T EXPLAIN ᴵᴹ ᴳᴼᴺᴺᴬ ˢᵀᴬᴿᵀ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵀᴼᴾ
Agent Miles (ahuhuhuh)
Agent
MULDER
I AM STANDING HERE IN
The rain
AND
2. The mud
LOOKING AT TWO COFFINS THAT WE—AGENT MULDER I AM STANDING OUT HERE IN
The rain
AND
The mud
AND
The rain
ᵃⁿᵈ…ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵒⁿᵉᵈ ᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵃ… ⁿᵉᵇᵇᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ (nemmin’s body) ⁿᵉᵐᵐᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ
AND THE FORCE SUMMONED TERESA NEMMIN’S BODY………………INTO THE WOODS TONIGHT
⁽ⁿᵒ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ⁾
AND TERESA NEMMIN’S AND THE PUH-
AND THE FORCE…..IT
Summoned
TERESA NEMMINS,,,,
INTO,,,,,
the woods tonight
*crowd goes utterly apeshit off camera*
"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.
if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry
u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it
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Relevant XKCD
The Metros absolutely crush Buffalo, and Shane's phone get's broken in the post-game locker room celebration chaos.
He is Freaking Out bc he doesn't actually know what Ilya's phone number is. His SIM card got crushed underneath a pair skates, so there's no recovering "Lily's" contact card.
On top of that, his old Ottowa number won't transfer to his Montreal provider. So "Lily's" texts will now be delivered into the ether. Or to some random person's phone if his old Ottowa number gets given out again.
Ilya of course has literally no idea this has happened and is sending his usual flirtatious messages to...silence. No response. He's not even getting left on read. Because the messages aren't even getting read. He goes through the five stages of grief. Fuck Shane Hollander, he doesn't need this shit. They're supposed to play against each other Tomorrow for fucks sake. His resolve lasts for about....two hours? And then he's on social media. What's this fucking asshole up to that he can't even read Ilya's texts?
He pulls up the first interview, the one right after Buffalo. Shane looks....really stressed out. Which is confusing given that they've just won.
"Yes of course I am super happy to win. Unfortunately the locker room celebration did get a little out of hand though."
He holds up his mangled phone.
"So if you're trying to contact me, sorry about that!"
He's blushing and smiling and seems so flustered and embarrassed. He's looking at a camera, millions of people can hear him, but he's speaking directly to Ilya. Ilya's face breaks out into his "you have a stylist?" smile. He feels....a little embarrassed about his crashout, but also super fucking relieved. Ilya swipes through a couple more videos and watches the most recent interview.
"We are absolutely looking forward to facing off against the Raiders. Also I brought this up last time but, turns out I can't keep my old phone number. So if you're texting me and I'm not responding, it's because I can't!"
He laughs, but it seemd a bit forced. Like he might tear up if he gets pushed the wrong way. Ilya goes back and watches through all the interviews since the Buffalo game. Shane has found a way to bring up his broken phone in every single interview for the past two weeks. It's so sweet...and also a little heartbreaking. He knew exactly what was gonna happen, and was terrified of Ilya thinking that he didn't want to talk to him. He didn't want Ilya to feel alone and confused and upset. He's so fucking ernest and endearing.
Ilya cannot Wait to give him shit about it on the ice tomorrow.
Hi there! Any good fics with older Ilya/rookie Shane?
here's a few! be sure to checks the tags <3
Sue Me, I Want You
by mariku
“Oh my god,” Hollander squeaks suddenly. Ilya freezes. “…What.” Hollander is staring downward. “Are you hard?” His voice is higher, not like the monotone that he's gotten used to. Ilya instinctively steps back and glances down. Fuck. Yes. Very. He exhales heavily. This is unfortunate. He’s not mortified—he’s never been ashamed of his sex drive—but this situation could easily become awkward and borderline predatory. *** Or, Ilya Rozanov is a legend, one of the greats of hockey, and the new head coach of the Boston Raiders, and his life is derailed by Shane Hollander, the 19-year-old genius rookie from Montreal.
Violet Chemistry
by gimmiekiss1221
Shane meets a handsome stranger in a club the night before university starts, and the man soon vanishes as quickly as he had appeared. Was it simply a one night stand, or are Shane and the man destined to cross paths again? [Hint: They absolutely are]
Never Settles for 'Fine', Hollander
by CarnivalMirai
Ilya is certainly no stranger to having his son’s boyfriend over for the holidays. Shane has visited the Rozanovs plenty of times before, mainly for family celebrations. If Ilya is being honest with himself, Shane isn't really a great match for Andrei. He's not really sure how they've lasted so long. Not because Shane is a bad partner for Andrei, in fact, it's quite the opposite. Ilya thinks Shane could do better. No one needs to know that Ilya may or may not have fantasised about Shane once or twice before. Only once or twice. Or: Ilya Rozanov has a thing for his son's boyfriend, Shane Hollander.
“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
"The late bird gets the much cooler 'night worm'"
"only 'bird' that gets MY 'night worm' is my very pun ctual wife!"
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
this post contains:
1 clown!
4 mimes!
Mercury Venus
Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn
Nuranus Weptune
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.