Nerd Shit

[adamedits]

Airplane!

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

We like to think the internet within the past half decade or so has honed shitposting down to a science but racing horse names have us beat by decades

[zoreta]

This is a case of necessity is the mother of invention- for both race horses and purebred show animals, every.single.animal. needs to have a unique name for record keeping purposes. Imagine trying to come up with a cool username if you aren’t allowed to add random numbers and underscores- only pronounceable words. Now imagine that this website has had tens of millions of users, and even after someone leaves the site their username can never be recycled. WELCOME TO PEDIGREE SHITPOST BINGO

[steelplatedhearts]

Pedigree Shitpost Bingo would make a great horse name

[liathepenguinologist]

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

[dajo42]

me, in the back of the room, wearing what appears to be a curtain, drinking cough syrup straight from the bottle and talking about continuity errors in popular media

[dajo42]

i finish the cough syrup and leave. you think i am done, but i come back with a second bottle. i start talking about hypermasculinity and its toxic effects on the film industry. i am wearing a different curtain

[frankoceanfanclub]

‘Dont I get a hug’ most cringeworthy line

[twitterlols]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

[obviousplant]

Is this too much to ask?

[idoscienceintheshower]

Draco: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Harry: What?

Draco: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

[fuckingartandshit]

Every time someone interrupts me with some stupid shit

[ceezor]

[ijensenackles]

[incendavery]

just one of those days I guess

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

Do you ever just wanna pull a Luke Skywalker and disappear to an island in the middle of nowhere and dramatically stare at the ocean for awhile

[joshpeck]

this is so funny & pure

[comedycentral]

What’s driving the transgender bathroom debate? Trevor blames the penis. Watch him break it down.