Tarantula

i have 8 legs and i suffer from severe joint pain in all of them| check out my art :3 https://linktr.ee/gwentarantula

[ansiettina]

New price list🖤

(the prices are the same but I wanted to change the old one)

[ansiettina]

Deimos ⛓️🖤

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[dontsteponthe-momeraths]

i need a lucky potato

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

[downtroddendeity]

The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.

The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.

He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.

Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

wow fuck that one tarantula

[jimintomystery]

“fantasy universes have too many spiders” factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[no-one-offical]

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[squirrel--boy]

Maybe I'm too young to understand, the hell is up with this post?

[teaboot]

[outerspacekat-deactivated201801]

ADVICE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY:

wait until it gets dark and make tea or coffee or hot chocolate, or if it’s too hot outside make yourself a healthy smoothie with your favorite things in it at any point during the day

put on your favorite underwear, it helps, trust me, it’s an old family secret (i’m not kidding)

if you have a pet, play the “how many things can i stick on you until you move or get mad” game (bonus points if they fall asleep, extra bonus points if a family member sees you and tells you to quit it, extra double ultra points if they join in)

rip a peice of paper into as many little pieces as you can

go to animeseason.com and click “random anime” until you see one that looks completely ridiculous (or actually good) and watch the first episode. repeat if it sucked or if you get bored halfway through

spend at least an hour making a music playlist for how you feel right now and save it for now or when you feel a bad mood rise again

curl up in bed and cover yourself with blankets and pillows and put in music and just lay there for a while (sleeping is also good)

eat everything

drink lots of water

it’s okay bad moods don’t last forever!!!!!! i promise!!! you will be yourself soon and there are people who love you very much, don’t be afraid to reach out to them

you are lovely

eat lots of bananas

[asoftgoblin]

here are some more friends

i bet there is still a box of crayons in your house somewhere (if not you can get them cheap during back-to-school sales); find them and use them (maybe while watching ridiculous anime)

sunshine if you can manage it or just a sun lamp trust me it matters more than you think especially in winter

hugs even if they are stuffed animals or your pet or your pillow whatever is on hand

if you’ve got a favorite lotion/soap/thing that is scented use it liberally

cry if you need, if it doesn’t start by itself or if you don’t want to attract attention put on a sad movie so you have an excuse

write this down to pull out on future bad days:

it is okay to have a day where you don’t get things done

it is okay not to have a reason for feeling bad

taking care of yourself is a worthwhile use of time

if you still don’t feel better it is not your fault (and it is okay to ask for help)

[dino-dancer]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[daysleftofsecondterm]

And may I say, before the crowd of “self care isn’t always fun” crowd rolls in… not with that attitude it’s not.

[prismatic-bell]

TRICKS IF THE SELF-CARE YOU NEED IS THE BORING KIND LIKE DOING DISHES:

–play pretend. I’m frequently a hot new kitchen show host on YouTube when I’m meal prepping. My gimmick is that I still use kitchen tools I got from my mom and grandma and tell stories about them while I do repetitive stuff like chopping.

–do it while doing something else. I’ll watch old TV while I fold clothes. There’s nothing quite like Rod Serling welcoming you to the Twilight Zone while you pair socks.

–find a podcast, radio play, or audiobook to go with your chores. I listen to a history podcast at work and let me tell you, today I was trying not to cry about Abraham Lincoln while I was doing film splices. A good audio thing can help a lot.

–gamify your work. My roommate literally got gachapon balls with plastic frogs in them for me when I do things like organizing a cabinet. It gives me something to look forward to. ADHD might not let me have the dopamine of “ah, look, a job well done!” but “OH COOL THIS ONE IS A POISON DART FROG” does wonders.

[r4cc00n-r0llb4ck]

Make soup and/or a meal that would be eaten by a medieval peasant. It WILL fix you

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[phoenix-theurge]

Roommate got a promotion the day after I reblogged this. It works.

[lillathelegend]

[sakrafka]

WE WON AFTER 16 YEARS OF SUFFERING i cannot believe this

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[archive-of-days]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL!!!

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[ansiettina]

Commissions I did❤️‍🔥 always happy to draw your ocs!

[ansiettina]

Hey!!! CHRISTMAS SALES ARE UP!! Commissions are open to gift yourself or a friend with a silly draw for this magical holiday 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[ansiettina]

Shine BRIGHTER

Brighter than the heavens in the skies above

You'll be brighter

Goin' supernova, all the eyes look up

BRIGHTER!

[idrawsomethings]

he'd be brighter if s tv were to crash on his head and fucking pierce his skull and

he's got homophobia in his eyes

[ansiettina]

Yes i am indeed a giant compared to my friend don't worry about these two gals trying to get the king of mermen and the monarch of sirens.

Anyway! Me and Gwen's inserts on Love Stranded!! If you want an avatar just DM me, commissions open🗣️🗣️🗣️

[idrawsomethings]

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO I LOVE BEING HISTORICALLY INACCURATE BUT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE BUT *dies of cholera*

[idrawsomethings]

i can't afford pokemon cards, so I'm making my own full arts of my favorites.

[ansiettina]

Fictionary

Made with Tally, the simplest way to create forms.

HELLO BEAUTIFUL PPL

I'm making an app with friends (a dating sim) so I have a survey here if you want to help us! It takes like 5 mins and we need it to make it good for you!!!

Also any share is a big help💜

[idrawsomethings]

GO GO GO