[phantomrose96]

Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.

[velvetys]

I love talking during movies I’ll pause the movie to talk more during it I don’t care emergency meeting

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

sorry i left u on read i didn’t mean to open it

[twitblr]

North vs South

[thebootydiaries]

[on a date]

me: it really blows my mind how so many languages and cultures coexist within this soc-

JFK: blows your what

me:

JFK: say it

[wizardsexmachine]

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

Sometimes I'm glad jellyfish have no central nervous system and just vibe. Can you imagine being able to think while this happens?

[iamhannalashay]

[vahkarianmoved]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[askiathedickhead]

Y’all want to see something wild?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This entire thing is an absolute fucking ride, watch it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[amberrileydaily]

msamberpriley @tobenwigwe • I’ve never felt so seen. Happy Sunday y’all 🙌🏾

[whitepeopletwitter]

[babyanimalgifs]

This praying mantis standing its ground 

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[babyanimalgifs]

I know a snack when I hear one. 

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