Til end of the line

Chelsi. 24. Supernatural, Marvel, The 100, Teen Wolf and whatever else catches my eye.

[jourjean]

bootlickers serve people who actively want to destroy them 

[duncebento]

mmm

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[pointnclick]

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

[tomdutch]

THE ADAM PROJECT (2022)

[pens-swords-stuff]

There's a tumblr post floating around somewhere that says "We think that if we get better at writing, it will someday stop sounding like we wrote it" or something along those lines.

Does anyone happen to have a link handy? I want to reference it in an advice post.

[pigtailsmccully]

Was it this one? 🤗

[pens-swords-stuff]

Yes, thank you so much!!!!!

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[melonboyy]

“leave me alone”

[omghotmemes]

Solidarity against kellogs

[toloserswithlove-deactivated201]

[v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323]

Here's pics of it happening btw

[0-memento-mori-0]

Can we please just-

[mreacker]

okay but like--

this is the funniest picture

[quillsrest]

This is the funniest thing ever 😂

[homunculus-argument]

"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"

Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.

And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.

Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”

me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.

finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!

[scattered-to-the-winds]

There’s no what

[bumblebeerror]

Hold on there’s no WHAT

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We don’t need squirrels we have possums. IT’S FINE.

[one-blue-floof]

IM SORRY YOU DONT HAVE SQUIRLES???

[incorrectinfinity]

I lived in a country that didn't have squirrels for three years and when I came back it was fucking wild

[funky-writer-man]

THERE'S NO-

[nico-slander-deactivated2022010]

but the squorroles wtf

[transmasc-wizard]

@albatris have you.... ever seen a squirrel????

[albatris]

I have never seen a squirrel!!

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Tell me this isn’t a man who has seen the phrase “i hope this email finds you well!”

[bastionkeeper]

The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

[flawlessxladies-deactivated2021]

ANYA TAYLOR-JOY attending Last Night In Soho photocall at the 78th Venice Film Festival. 09/04/21

[i-love-you-very-much]

nah bro YOU live in a society. i live in a hole in the ground. not a nasty, dirty, wet hole with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and th

[kraetys]

OP was forced to go on an adventure with Gandalf before they finished their post

[lobeliasackville-baggins]

op is definitely dead and by rights i’m moving into their blog

[comradekatara]

it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what? that was , like, ages ago. six years ago, even. I’m stupid now. my brains turned to mush!” and then they just believe him and completely let their guard down. I love it

[hasleftthechat-deactivated20211]

Iroh leverages ageism to do whatever the fuck he wants, and to win at everything forever.

[1617]

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

[ojibwa]

no more recovery im going to walk into the ocean and turn into sea foam

[starbage]

watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrong