don't let your memes be dreams

home-grown shitposts

[idreamtomeme]

memes: “what’s the nutritional value of one piece of tofu”

dreams: “bean”

[idreamtomeme]

cum: "it depends on whether or not the nipple will reintegrate into the-"

memes: "the nipple system"

[idreamtomeme]

"if you peel back the skin"

"there's just a crab underneath"

"underneath that crab is another, smaller crab"

[idreamtomeme]

"the smell of chamomile tea reminds me of shrek"

[idreamtomeme]

[idreamtomeme]

“i feel like ive stepped into spilt milk only to realize it was semen all along”

[idreamtomeme]

"if girls are conditioned to wear skirts and dresses..." "what if you were conditioned from a young age to wear a turkey costume" "you thought it was okay" "you'd be conditioned to like it so you're like, why can't I want to wear a turkey costume everywhere"

[idreamtomeme]

“is this kinky or modern art?” “whips and chains are my favorite medium" 

[idreamtomeme]

"she's a cheater" "at night she wakes up" "takes off all her clothes" "paints herself with spots" "and runs off onto the streets like a cheetah"

[idreamtomeme]

quantum physicists everywhere are still investigating why water takes so fucking long to boil

[idreamtomeme]

"im going to fuck my own vomit"

[idreamtomeme]

"see these two eggs?" "guess what?" "i have a thousand more inside me"

[idreamtomeme]

"i want to drink a gallon of water" "for my cells to expand rapidly until they explode"

[idreamtomeme]

“im sorry i said you smell like onions”

[idreamtomeme]

"yeah you masturbate too, you fucking masturbator"

[idreamtomeme]

"maybe I'm just gonna excrete my waste through my pores"

[idreamtomeme]

memes: "if you shoot cum far enough up your nose, will it come out of your eyes?"

krispie kremepie: "I may be a whore in the Sims, but I don't want to cry cum out of my eyes"