Jay The Straight

I’m Jay and this is my blog of unoriginal content plus one shitty fanfic I wrote when I was 14

[teathattast]

[lubricates]

this is both weird and funny and weird again??

[nekogorogoro]

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

[thebootydiaries]

isn’t that the girl from

[cooleruser]

Why do you have these saved

[thebootydiaries]

[cvntyeonjun]

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

[nowletsfixthismess]

The thing about being LGBT+ is, at some point in your childhood, no matter how accepting your parents are, at some point, you have to question: “do they love me unconditionally?” And then you have to plan for the possibility hat the answer is no. And that fucks you up. Straight cis people never have to question that.

[moonlight2016s]

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

[anarchohellenism]

Op you’ve singlehandedly given me three broken limbs with this

[officialdamonalbarn]

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

[officialdamonalbarn]

THANK YOU

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

somebody please explain

[dykemisspiggy]

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

[caecilius-est-pater]

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

[crtter]

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

[mawile]

“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”

“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”

[eelizabit]

[xyzeal]

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[catchymemes]

Jack Black walks by couple, accidentally turns them into a 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme

[dysphoriathoughts]

Being trans ruined my fucking life

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

i dont trust baobabs they look like someone hastily resized a tree in ms paint

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

WHICH IS WHICH

[funnuraba]

the soundtrack for this movie is very poorly chosen

[frolicious]

[bisexualgambit]

When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

[beatlemeat-archive]

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible