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JBB: An Artblog!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not funny. Didn't happen.
I used to play Disco Elysium while drunk to achieve peak Dubois experience.
Does Harry DuBois count as a stinky man 🤔🤔🤔
I used to play Disco Elysium while drunk to achieve peak Dubois experience.
The Lord Commander III
The Lord Commander II
The Lord Commander I
I haven’t posted in forever damn 😭
Anyways, here’s a little meme for my Peacehammer AU. I’ve been doing a lot of digital art lately and have been working a lot on my style.
Heinrix having a little fun. Just getting back at RT for the unceasing flirting. ♟️🥰😘
And no me being Turkish doesn’t have anything to do with my massive obsession on Leman Russ and Space Wolves. It's just a coincidence.
Ireland is the only country in Europe
Turkey mentioned 🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷
Angriest Primarch
by Mick19988
I love how when you first peek into Warhammer and catch a glimpse of Roboute Guilliman (who will likely be the first Primarch you see) you think ok well this is some boring staid stiff-upper lip male fantasy. I bet he's never cried in his life and grouses about ~honor~ all the time. He's just some ultra-masc roman empire (pejorative) jerkbait. Get the fuck outta here, cardboard ass character.
And then you get into it and yeah he is staid and uptight as hell, but he's also a nerd none of the Primarchs particularly like? People in the books are like "shut up, Roboute, don't you have some homework to do somewhere" and he goes "Actually yes thank you for reminding me".
He'll try to be funny but then it doesn't land.
When Ferrus Manus, one of the only guys MORE staid and stoic than him, finds out from Fulgrim that Guilliman admires him greatly, he responds "It is not reciprocated"
They think he's a lame annoying doopfuck. I don't think he has a single friend amongst his brothers beyond Sanguinius and that's because Sanguinius is your default friend. He comes included when you're born as a Primarch.
With the Lion, he's agonizing over how perfectly organized his legion is, it makes him insecure. It's like watching the straight A+ honor roll student find out his classmate got an A++ and then laying his head down on his desk in class to hide the fact he's trying not to cry.
He's a dork. It's kind of great. To have this guy who looks like a male power fantasy, but he's the least fuckable man in the galaxy. If you tried to seduce him, he'd go "The color of your hair reminds me of a wheat field on a warm summer day. I need to configurate grain transport logistics. I have to go"
It's actually quite endearing, as far as fascist bureaucrats go
Shout out to the real winners of the 40k Armageddon reveal... The Squigs!
Short for "Squiggly Beasts", the term Squig is a catch-all phrase for the multitude of Orky sub-species that emerge from the same fungal spores as Gretchin and Orks.
Squigs come in many shapes and sizes; but all of them are somehow useful to an Ork. From Hair-Squigs worn like living toupees, to Oil-Squigs that secrete fluids for lubricating machinery, to face eating Gnasher-Squigs that make for good Squig eating contests (swallow the Gnasher-Squig whole without it biting your face off).
None of these Squigs look particularly useful; but then again, who's to say what is useful to an Ork... other than another Ork.
Still, its good to see some extra Squigs kicking around new Ork sculpts just being there.
I am not sorry
Perhaps a Lion YCH? 👉👈 pretty please?
Reversing the catboy allegations by having YOU sit on HIS lap while he's trying to fucking read.
Erebus x Fem!Reader, Again
Some possessiveness, third person pov, nipple play, a lil slaaneshi magic/worship, a lot indulgent, nsft
We were talking about Primarchs yesterday with my SO before sleep. I can’t remember the context, but I told him that, at the peak of my anxiety era, I wasn’t able to sleep because I was afraid I would die in my sleep.
He told me that's very Corvus Corax of you.
Curze spouse and the 4 clones of their husband they carried for 9 months
Oh my heart! Look at the Curze cuddle pile!