[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pussy-lemonade]

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

[femininechrist]

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

[jade-sutures]

They are called.. rage against the machine…

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

the only song i ever listen to is potential breakup song by aly & aj. i never listen to anything else. if i feel like listening to music that’s what i listen to. it’s been on repeat since 2007. my itunes consists of 1 song, potential breakup song by aly & aj, and the play count is somewhere around 50,000 plays. if you ever see me listening to music, don’t even ask what song i’m listening to, because you know it’s potential breakup song by aly & aj, so why would you even ask

[theonion]

[buttholewitchcraft]

[squawks]

Jack: >:T A Cute Lizard: exists Jack: :D

[bad1dimagines]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

[danisnotonfire-deactivated]

this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

[edwaddd-deactivated20141015]

*phone rings* “hello” “hi! is your refrigerator running” “yes it is” “mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

[magicul]

[tariqah]

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

[tariqah]

[wtftru-deactivated20130501]

[minajsreign]

[evnw-deactivated20141212]

me when I’m me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adrian714-deactivated20200501]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

[tredlocity]

we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place

[steakplissken]

The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty

[mogifire]

friend

[roachpatrol]

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around