Stress induced witty title

One day I will learn how to use this properly. Then I will rule the world

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[igneousp]

I know nothing about hockey so I can't speak to any inaccuracies there but where were the fucking limes in their coronas in ep 5

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[igneousp]

Dear Canada,

Well done. Much obliged.

Sincerely, everyone.

[igneousp]

Loving the pitt homage

[everydaywomble]

but here's the thing

[cisarovna]

[archaeo-geek]

I’ve read that Agatha said she loved being married to an archaeologist because the older she got, the more interesting he found her. And I think that is one of the best quotes about love that I have ever heard.

[dirtyriver]

[explorerrowan]

[neat-username]

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

[nightfoot]

So many Discworld fans say things like “I relate most to Vimes” to “I see myself in Granny Weatherwax” but stop lying, every other Discworld fan I’ve met is clearly channelling Constable Visit the Infidel With Explanatory Pamphlets in their enthusiasm to whip out reading order charts and explain to strangers why they should convert to Omnianism read Discworld. 

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[judgejudyofficial]

you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this

[nightvaleofficial]

[bonjaminfranklin]

Anyways everyone should watch The Good Place

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[feyarcher]

I have seen a lot of JD Vance killing the pope jokes and would like to propose my definitely more likely alternative:

The pope was already dead, but none of the cardinals wanted to have to meet with Vance themselves, so they just did a Weekend at Bernie's and then announced the death later.

[depsidase]

[redbullracingrenault]

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?