This is Me

I'm a Dnd Nerd, a writer, music lover, and Critical Role fanboy, both the series and the cast. I'm here for the discussion I love learning and watching people who know their shit analyse and talk about things they're passionate about.

[narcissistcookbook]

this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

[tyjrose]

anonymously send me

Money

[eyanin]

[heydragonfly]

[teathattast]

[animalcrossingqrdesigns]

[annelidarchive]

the 90s live action mario movie fucking rules

[annelidarchive]

the setting is fascinating. there's a squalid dystopia in a parallel dimension adjacent to new york where all the machinery is insane shit that throws sparks and steam everywhere and everyone dresses like a garish cyberpunk freak and dinosaurs crawl around like rats and the previous monarch currently exists as a vast network of semisentient fungus choking the city. the guy playing mario gives a genuinely charming performance as a down-on-his-luck italian-american uncle type guy. at one point he successfully seduces a woman by heavily implying he's a high-impact masochist. the general look and feel of the film has kind of a "laser tag set" feel to it but the prac fx used for yoshi (who is a photorealistic dinosaur) and the aforementioned sentient fungus' core is fucking incredible, like decade-class shit, seemingly for no reason. it's deeply committed to a very strange tone and i respect that in a film

[shasquatchface2]

btw the in universe reason for why all the machines are like that™️ is because the dinosaurs never died. so theres no oil. obviously. thus, all the cars and everything must be powered with electricity.

[annelidarchive]

OH MY GOD

[thevoyagesofthefdfdanton]

Look, I know no one wants to hear this but oil is made from algae and plankton.

[annelidarchive]

you know this, and now i also know this. but we must ask: did anyone involved in the production of Super Mario Bros. (1993) know this

[billiewena]

okay judgemental free zone here because I’m genuinely curious: how much of supernatural have y'all ACTUALLY watched

[oswaldsplace]

another i’m sure this has been done but here it is again

[clementine-kesh]

the food situation on voyager is so fucking dire compared to every other star trek series like their chef is cooking for a bunch of alien species he’s never encountered before and has no idea what their palates are like so he’s just throwing shit at a wall and hoping it sticks, they can barely use the replicators, and they can’t even go over to the captain’s quarters for a nice homecooked crew meal because unlike every other starfleet captain she’s so bad at cooking she can burn replicated water. that’s the real horror of the show tbh

[escuerzoresucitado]

To all my followers, this post will heal you!

[ignisardens]

Absolutely fucking not

[littletrinket]

wdym I don't know how to flirt? I'm literally leaning against a wall

[spikestartrek]

Me anytime I have to face a mild inconvenience: This would never happen if I worked on the Enterprise.

[spikestartrek]

I’m fucking dying 😂😂

[ignisardens]

Go away go away go away! God damn porn bots

Not you @viewtifulcrow​

[jedi-grandmaster]

Me vs the porn bots constantly in my notifications

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

did he really fall victim to the alt right pipeline or was he already insufferable and just looking for ways to justify his behavior

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

24 reblogs and 164 likes...people know the truth but fear sharing it. 1 reblog = 1 AMEN

[miiamin]