...Uhhhh...Hi

Agender. Asexual. ADHD. Anime?

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[ikimaru]

thinking of that clip where he's imagining dancing with her! 🥲 (human Kinger and Queenie!)

[spacelesbiandisaster]

Do you guys think that not wearing a head cover would be scandalous for a Togruta?

Like a Victorian woman showing her shoulders or whatever?

I'm asking because I can only remember 3 situations were we saw a Togruta without their head cover (funny enough all three were Ashoka).

The first couple were when she was a baby/toddler:

Which I guess would be the equivalent of letting your child to run without a shirt in the summer. Also they supposed to hunt to make their jewelry and I'm assuming this only happens when they enter their teens. Which again is very interesting bc at that age they probably be entering puberty. We only see a old Togruta with the their forehead "naked" in this scene:

(damn this woman's pretty)

She's sleeping.

The way I see it this is like taking your bra off so you can go to bed. You don't sleep with it bc it would be uncomfortable!

Also it's been a while since I watch the show, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I pretty sure this scene it's after she almost died (again). So Ashoka had to die so we could see her forehead.

I can't remember any other situation were a Togruta aren't wearing their jewelry. So maybe they not supposed to show their forehead (?)

And yes, I woke up thinking about this.

[stellanslashgeode]

I like the way your mind works and I should address this in my uncontacted Shili AU.

[btwxsixesandsevens]

I'm here for it, but request an interesting reasoning (not just "because naked") & that there be unique exceptions -- "when a man is expecting a child, he wears his father's head band" kind of stuff.

[spacelesbiandisaster]

I love that idea!

[btwxsixesandsevens]

Ok, woke up thinking about this (thank you @spacelesbiandisaster):

Random Togruta headcanon (brought to you by sleeplessness and stress)

-- In some Togruta cultures, it is colloquially held that color/texture/shape of the line where a male togruta's forehead meets his montrals is indicative of sexual prowess. Thus, they have to cover that area in mixed company so as not to distract everyone.

-- in other areas, that part of the body is used for general fortune telling, like reading palms among some humans.

-- biologically, the forehead area secretes musky pheromones/sweat. It can be clear or milky white, but it happens under stress or when aroused. Humans can't smell it, but other Togrutas can. They all wear headbands to keep the musk from dripping down their faces. for a togruta, saying, "You're sweating" is the equivalent of "your slip is showing, you coming on to me?"

Let's see if any more come to me as I dissociate from the election...

[spacelesbiandisaster]

I LOVE THOSE EVEN MORE!

Please tell me if you got more!

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[firstprinced]

whenever people self-reblog their creations and say like "sorry for spamming" or "sorry for being annoying" you are never!!! you worked on something and people follow you for a reason! make sure ppl see your stuff!

[creatorping]

Hey, boy, I like the way you talk

I like the way you speed-dial me on that phone

Say, boy, what if I wanna ride?

What if I'm in the mood and I need you right now?

— XG, Rock the Boat

[creatorping]

Valentine’s Day

Template based on this art i saw on twt

Imagine Kim and Ron playing Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes 😭 Wade would have the time of his life watching this (I would too)

[devoureth]

[riidraws]

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

[voodoo-bacon]

There should be a Doctor Who video game. You start off with the first doctor and then must make your way all to the present doctor. You gather companions on the way and they help you to reach the next doctor. Then once you beat the game you can choose which doctor you want to use, and which companion, and you can roam the galaxies.

[david-tennant-is-very-sexy]

please let this be a thing

[antivalentine]

I WOULD PAY LARGE SUM OF MONEY FOR THING

[mevil]

[animentality]

[ruescott]

cannot stop thinking about “the key to hunting jedi is patience. jedi cannot help what they are — their compassion leaves a trail” in the context of kanan jarrus. how he went from cutting himself off from the force to taking ezra on as an apprentice to helping build and eventually dying for the rebellion. how he said “I told myself the galaxy would go on with or without me, but when I saw innocents harmed and knew I had the power to do something about it, I couldn’t just watch it all burn down around me.” despite the jedi order being ripped from him, despite the devastating trauma of order 66, he still ended up growing more kind, compassionate, brave, selfless, and willing to make himself a target for the empire again in the name of what was right. I need to lie down

[shortbcofkoffee]

Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

-

Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.

[ghostapop]

damian wayne is far stronger than me if i was sent away from my mother to live with a bunch of annoying white people in new jersey usa of all places i wouldve done far worse than attempt to kill tim drake a few times

[ashoss]

dc pleassseeeeee i misss themmmmmmmmm

[phantasm-echo]

Jedi Knight Koriand’r in a DC x STAR WARS crossover ?? More likely than you’d think…

[deadchannelradio]

not enough in comics or in fan spaces about how damian is going to be crack cocaine to all of the little protogoths in middle and high school. theyre going to be hanging off of him. they're going to be obsessed. think about it. hes catnip. hes not even goth but he kind of seems like a vampire. hes their boytoy wednesday addams. manic pixie dream boy. and nobody is talking about how it's kind of dick's worst nightmare.

[deadchannelradio]

i know these little baby goths i do. they're all trying to one up each other. damian has like 5 different peoples wisdom teeth and a bunch of necklaces that are just little vials of blood. talia is also shriveling a little because her beautiful little boy (who is borne of her, a well dressed woman, and her beloved, a well dressed man) had some sticky goth teenagers get their fingers into his closet and now he's wearing ankle length jean skirts. habibi i am glad you have clothes you enjoy but could they perhaps be silk or velvet or at least not demin?

[deadchannelradio]

hes a little brown edward cullen to them. they think hes maybe a vampire i'm being very serious about that. he's just a rich ESL student but they don't know that. "he's so mysterious" you are just twelve and he is not american. he's catnip. he's a quiet artist type and he was raised by Talia al Ghul. he's memorized Shakespeare. hes designed to trap goth people. hes not even goth. but like you look at him and youre like He could be goth. I could goth that. He could goth. they're fighting over him but also they're all just his friends he's been absorbed into the goths.

[deadchannelradio]

i think they make him do theatre. he's not interested at first (and he is not built to do anything contemporary.) but one day one of them is like begging him and he's like. "No Mariposa And You Should Cease Asking. Theatre Does Not Align With My Interests." and shes like okay well whatever I'm going to go learn swordfighting for Romeo and Juliet and damian is like. "Lead the way to the theatre." he's off book by day 2 and the teacher has to be like. very impressive but please pretend. everyone else is feeling bad. he gets to be hamlet in hamlet.

[deadchannelradio]

he ends up getting his little goth club into exercising regularly because half of them follow him everywhere and the other half follows the first half and then suddenly there's a goth army learning ballroom dance. Imagine walking into a high school dance class/club and there's like 10 goths clustered in a corner in full corpsepaint in leotards and little ballet shoes. this would be the best day of my life.

[deadchannelradio]

it keeps dick up at night. hes not ready to become a grandpa at 29. alfred tries to comfort him by showing him young posergoth bruce (who got ZERO pussy) and dick is like. alfred. thank you i will treasure this forever. but this is not a comfort. he's laying awake in bed at night like The only way this doesn't end with me being alfred in a talia and bruce situation is if jon kent swoops in and saves the day. which will then make me the alfred in a bruce and clark situation. my life is a nightmare.

[deadchannelradio]

the only thing keeping him from the worst case scenario (being the alfred in a bruce and khoa situation) is that jon snapped up the best friend slot so early that damian doesn't have the time or space to ever collect another best friend to become psychosexually obsessed with. dick is so acutely aware of this. more than once he has thanked jon to his face excruciatingly sincerely to his face for no reason. he's like Jon. Thank you. I genuinely cannot thank you enough. and jons like. i just got you some water but youre welcome. jon thinks he is so weird but like well. people have been weirder so it's probably fine

[deadchannelradio]

and bruce is no help. Dick is like barging into his office to be like "Damian is dating a new girl at school" and bruce is like Please don't talk to me about this dick my head already hurts. and dick is like "you need to be informed about the social life of Your child. She's given him a vial of her blood on a necklace." bruce voice richard PLEASE.