soft-boiled egg

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: Vinland Saga | ヴィンランド･サガ

by Makoto Yukimura

[gurikajis]

[awesome-picz]

Best Wildlife Photos Of 2019.

[finehoney]

[fuckyeahsailormooncaps]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

[badbadbeans]

Let’s get spooky!

[wrdd00]

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

I’ve had enough “boy falls in love with girl” redemption arcs. Give me “bad guy to dad guy.” Give me “villain’s favorite bakery has a ‘no villains’ policy and they had really good croissants so they reformed.” Give me “got bored, accidentally did something good, stumbled into being city’s greatest hero” type villains. Give me “villain worked for evil assassin agency, got their marks mixed up, accidentally killed bad guy instead of good guy, lol oops nothing left to do but switch sides” villains. Give me unconventional, fresh, and sometimes cheesy redemption arcs.

[acelania]

“…villain’s favorite bakery has a ‘no villains’ policy and they had really good croissants so they reformed.”

This made me die of laughter within thirty seconds - well done, sir/madam/entity/frog.

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

“Sir/madam/entity/frog” is now my new royal title thanks

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[browntiger15-deactivated2020110]

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

[hyrude]

met gala is an anime convention for rich people and if you’re in a black suit you might as well be wearing a karkat shirt and cardboard horns on a headband

[omgthatdress]

finally someone put it in terms you nerds can understand

[inactiveart]

[ithelpstodream]

“You might think that your hair looks pretty fly, but chances are it’s nothing compared to the Amasunzu. It’s a traditionally Rwandan hairstyle that was once worn by men, as well as by unmarried women in order to indicate to potential suitors that they were single and of marriageable age.”

[phantomrose96]

When pet owners talk about their pets it’s guaranteed to fall under one of two categories:

Rover is the sweetest kindest force in my life, my closest ally, my best friend, the family member who molded me as a person who I would absolutely lay down my life for. Please let me show you photos of this perfection incarnate.

Socks is on double secret baby probation now and she’s gated in the living room because she wont stop sneaking out and trying to eat all the towels in the house, like the bastard idiot child she is.

[phantomrose96]

I would like to clarify this is not a “which type of pet owner are you” post. There is no choosing. Pet owners are both of these, all the time, forever. It’s a matter of which one is the conversation topic of the day, and the outcome depends entirely upon how recently their pet tried to eat plastic

[justcatposts]

[gerogeweasley]

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

[shadovvlurking]

all of my ocs would kill nazis and transphobes so jot that down