[willenneys]

[cannibalchicken]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[son-of-persephone]

[reactionfaces]

[beesus-christ]

[surprisebitch]

Shulk’s bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

[69deactivated-deactivated202205]

:/

[romy7]

[yawpyawp]

I disturbed his nap

[homofied]

[shamelessscreencaps]

[bob-belcher]

[thedreamthieves]

scream

[maulgoths]

actually, update on this:

:’)

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Aww it turned wholesome

[arandomthot]

[singsongstardust]

Love it

[dumdolly]

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

[dumdolly]

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

[naked-yogi]

^ yup.

[squeejaw-deactivated20180323]

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

[nudityandnerdery]

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

[systlin]

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

[constellations-and-energy]

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

[joasakura]

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

[thequantumqueer]

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

[atlas-prime]

[juxtapoesition]

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

[staceyrabs]

[lobbyspider]

still my favorite twitter interaction of all time. 

[ratgutzzzz]

vine is dying so i had to save my favourites

[xcrimsonlovex]

This is the best one hands down. Everyone else go home.

[simbaminusone]

a girl knows (x)

[medusabraids]

1. gay couple at italian newspaper stall c.1960s

 2. talented mr ripley (dir. anthony minghella, 1999)

[davidsfincher]

It’s difficult out there, you guys will understand when you get older.

[partytights]

[prettydudestv]