interviewer: why do you want this job? Why should we hire you?
me at the interview: better use of our time today... why weren’t you able to retain the employee that vacated my new position
Not today Justin

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i don't do bad sauce passes

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taylor price

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trying on a metaphor

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Misplaced Lens Cap

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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#extradirty
wallacepolsom
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

pixel skylines
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@iguessillneverlearn
interviewer: why do you want this job? Why should we hire you?
me at the interview: better use of our time today... why weren’t you able to retain the employee that vacated my new position
y’all talk so much about shower thoughts what about washing the dishes thoughts
the only thought I have when washing dishes is 'fuck this. I hate washing dishes'
accurate scientific research
go balls deep in my heart
December 17th
she’s out there making owl noises
burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s
Actually tumblr all my content is sensitive I have a lot of feelings
im screaming once I was just staring at myself for 5 minutes convincing myself that i wasnt that drunk then i threw up and was like must of been the food i ate
ME LMAO