tummy ache

boy wtf

[everyday-cutephoto]

[helpeverythingiscats]

lhts bh smhthrd bh mhmh

[rottingfacade]

It’s not trespassing if you’re a girl. It’s just going for a walk

[thejohncarver]

Four horsemen

[doubleca5t]

[chikkou]

[sailorbrazil]

speechless....... wont be buying the cakes anymore im sorry this is unbelievable

[kite117]

[twitblr]

The memories

[yahooanswerswtf]

[marilyndraws]

I am completely enamored with the space cowboy dad and his force-sensitive green baby

[fischotterkunst]

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

[fischotterkunst]

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

[hideousgourd]

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Just sharing this helplful advice of what you definitely (WINK) should not (WINK WINK) do (WINK WINK WINK)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

my friend went to new york and this is the only photo he sent me

[sad-yonsei-deactivated20220918]

bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.

[s00005aa55yah-deactivated201308]

[vashito]

bepis plz

[finalfantasyvii]

[foulserpent]

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

[mother-fricking-sorcerer]

galaxy brain “hotel california is a negative yelp review with a 2 minute guitar solo”

[stupid-dyke]

Did you guys know Elon Musk sent that STUPID car into space without sterilizing it, and if it hadn’t gone off it’s intended path, and it had reached mars as he intended, it could have permanently ruined the search for life on Mars by contaminating the red planet with Musk‘s cooties. This may sound silly to you but I assure this is very real and serious. He could have ruined the entire field of astrobiology all for his stupid advertisement. Let’s kill him

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Capitalist innovation ☺️

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

My favorite part about Megamind, is that he literally Grew Up on Earth around humans, but is still confused about human culture and etiquette

[justkingwolf]

#so did I he's not special