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I’m filled with so much dread. I dread every day that’s coming.

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*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

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Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

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I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

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t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

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“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

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“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

#vanillasky saddestgirl

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Signs As More Small Feelings

Aries: snapping a candy bar into half.

Taurus: hot showers after swimming.

Gemini: when you have the aux cord and someone asks “what song is this” and that means they like your music taste.

Cancer: using the same brand of shampoo and conditioner and your hair smells and feels heavenly.

Leo: drinking cold water and feeling it go throughout your body.

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A few weeks ago, always able to be ourselves. I love love ❤️ #throwbackthursday #loveofmylife

#loveofmylife #throwbackthursday

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“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

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When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either.

This is a rock and roll takeover Living each day one night at a time There were mercy fucks, there was blood Oh you should have been there by my side This is passion, this is red handed denial I have no lover and she hasn't the prettiest eyes. Last call! Kill it!