fanboy.

i obsess over fictional characters. sterek. malec. olicity. steroline.

[eloquence-of-felicities]

1x03 & 6x03

The more things change…The more they stay the same.

[ate-wapakels69-deactivated20170]

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

[spacefaringviking]

Human: Dude, when you hear this you’ll shit bricks!

Alien: *Eye tendrils flex* I-i-i’d prefer if you wouldnt tell me, thank you.

[thereisnoneedtocallmesir]

Human when it is hot: “I will fucking fight the sun”

Alien: “Please don’t. And you know that that isn’t possible”

-

Human: “If you say that one more time I will kill you”

Alien: “REQUESTING BACK UP, THE HUMAN WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER, I DON’T KNOW WHY”

-

Human: “Quit scaring me like that, you gave me a heart attack”

Alien: “Why aren’t you going to the hospital yet?”

[lav-enderlemon]

“Oh god when I show my parents my report card they are going to kill me!!!”

“CONTROL CENTRE YES WE NEED ALL EYES ON THE HUMAN’S BIRTHLINGS I THINK THEY ARE PLANNING A HOMICIDE-”

[onceuponaphan-lockedtardis]

I laughed waaayyyy too hard at the ‘eye tendrils twitching’

[pigeonacademic]

“Its raining cats and dogs!”

“I don’t see any of your domesticated animals falling from the sky..” 

[presidentialpostings]

“I could eat a horse.”

“But, that doesn’t seem possible due to proportional differences.”

[abbiegoth-archive]

[stilessderek]

Little question, though, that guy up there, what’s, uh, he wanted for? Murder. Is, uh… Sorry. Just what kind of, uh, murder, exactly? Mass murder.

[ponytailcoby]

[hales-republic]

Two Worlds, One Promise

So we’ve all seen the picture of Stiles wearing an FBI vest and carrying Derek out of a shitstorm. And well - plot bunny! Here’s my little Twitter fic for that ;)

[ihavefeelsokay]

Teen wolf:

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[ohmrdarcy]

[woaerp]

So it's Father's Day. If any of your dads suck or aren't there for you, I'm your dad now. Cmon sport let's grill footballs.

[stoicsilence]

found batman forever on my front lawn

[stoicsilence]

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

[stoicsilence]

?

???

????????

[stoicsilence]

i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

[stoicsilence]

WHO IS DOING THIS

[stoicsilence]

no idea what this movie even fucking is

[stoicsilence]

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

[stoicsilence]

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

[stoicsilence]

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out

[stoicsilence]

found batman forever on my front lawn

[stoicsilence]

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

[stoicsilence]

?

???

????????

[stoicsilence]

i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

[stoicsilence]

WHO IS DOING THIS

[stoicsilence]

no idea what this movie even fucking is

[stoicsilence]

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

[stoicsilence]

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

[stoicsilence]

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[vanilita]

There is nothing to defend

[lookingforshadows]

#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

[westallenolicitygifs]

[naif-as-deactivated20170911]

[coldwifey-deactivated20180201]

IG: itsjenneyy

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[nimurea]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS UNFOLLOW ME IMMEDIATELY I SWEAR TO GOD

[juliebeandraws]

Signal boost the support!!

[yoursantanahallwonderful]

LOVE IS LOVE AND IT DOSN’T MATTER WHO YOUR WITH!!

[bobertthegrand]

XD LOVE WINS ALL

[itzelsn19]

We’re so blessed

[bazingagubicorn-deactivated2022]

LOOK AT HIS ADORKABLE FACE #i missed the wifey #wifey is crazy but i love her #she’s so cute

[arrowsource]

Oliver teaching Felicity how to use the salmon ladder