Guide me to a mental asylum.

Insanity practised here.

[ihidemytodgerwell]

Nobody:

Soldiers and girls on period:

I woke up and there was blood everywhere..

[saddlands]

““I am stuck between wanting to tell someone about my darkness and not wanting to let any light in to harm it.””

— My darkness is my only friend // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #16

[girls-n-vibes]

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

[catchymemes]

[lifeinpoetry]

“I am very aware of what I’m doing to myself / but I can’t seem to stop.”

— — Elizabeth Schmuhl, from “Sick,” published in Guesthouse

[electricraccoonincident-deactiv]

“I hope that in the future they invent a small golden light that follows you everywhere and when something is about to end, it shines brightly so you know it’s about to end. And if you’re never going to see someone again, it’ll shine brightly and both of you can be polite and say, “It was nice to have you in my life while I did, good luck with everything that happens after now.” And maybe if you’re never going to eat at the same restaurant again, it’ll shine and you can order everything off the menu you’ve never tried. Maybe, if someone’s about to buy your car, the light will shine and you can take it for one last spin. Maybe, if you’re with a group of friends who’ll never be together again, all your lights will shine at the same time and you’ll know, and then you can hold each other and whisper, “This was so good. Oh my God, this was so good.”

— Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You

[fatfatgaybitch]

What accepting yourself for being gay does to a mf

[ihidemytodgerwell]

How disappointed God must have been when he learnt worship could be bought.

[f1incorrects]

Alex: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.  Alex: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.  George: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

[learningthelyre]

why is this the face his makes while his husband is threatening to drug him... freak

[kylebroskiflovski]

the Hamilton ones got popular so I made a house one

[malaiz]

house really talks to wilson for ten seconds and the post nut clarity hits so hard he diagnoses a toddler with beta-ketothiolase arterial hemachromatic fibrosis. and he's right.

[ihidemytodgerwell]

Excited dog pees

Excited House deduces...

[ihidemytodgerwell]

Credit to whoever made that blueprint (you have served well)

[ihidemytodgerwell]

I finally watched House nd all through it I kept thinking how are House and Wilson so good together even when they are so different? Finally, found the answer.

What Wilson thinks but doesn't ever say is what House always says. Making them like two mirrors just reflecting light off of each other making the other accept and reinforce their primary beliefs which as we know House set off.

In their own way they made it work.

[catchymemes]

[ihidemytodgerwell]

lol

[ihidemytodgerwell]

I keep saying 'there is nothing more devastating than this' and go on to find something that is.

[ihidemytodgerwell]

people have erogenous zones but I have irritable zones. like touch my arm and I'll swat yours away. touch my torso and I'll fucking bite.