Sometimes I'm Funny

[whitepeopletwitter]

Wise words.

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[xfilesbtvs]

[kosmonin]

[furiroad]

i cannot stop thinking about this

[stability]

[topherkeysausage]

[beynons]

find me this icon 

[espiritu-de-la-luna]

And tell him our wedding date

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the claire witch project

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[catchymemes]

Every group project ever.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

thot VANQUISHED

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[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[universi-tea]

why am i a college student and not a cat that lives in an antique shop

[a6]

your current interests and personality depends singlehandedly on whether u were a neopets kid or a club penguin kid

[bi-saster-beech]

I was scrolling on Instagram and saw this… imagine your OTP

[trish-argh]

*whispers*…. they were roommates!

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my gosh, they were roommates 

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity-deac]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

[adonischildsupportcase]