iHumour

im not actually canadian

[junerouclere]

oh to be at an irish pub right now

[didthekingdieyet]

september 8, 2022

YES SHE DID

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[norrington-hell]

[silentauroriamthereal]

Reblogging for every single part of this

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

[torterragarden]

Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[foreveriallyzombified]

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

[foreveriallyzombified]

now something bad is happening

[foreveriallyzombified]

jesus christ

[foreveriallyzombified]

he falled down

[marsup]

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

[emergency-broadcast-system]

i m glad i can mute during class bc the entire time i was taking notes i was snickering and saying “Smell that?” out loud to myself

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[noodleos]

when u drink tap water from a city uve never been

[ruinedchildhood]

[rslashrats]

every tim burton character looks like they’re deficient in every single vitamin

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

what if mario and garfield come out and chris pratt does a PERFECT spot-on impression for both of them. what would society do? would the italians finally accept him?

[thetyrannosaur]

Garfield would become canonically Italian

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[adhdcognizant-deactivated202110]

[parliamentrook]

And then it becomes part of the environment, That’s Just Where it Lives, until a bout of cleaning hyperfixation where you have to concentrate really hard on The Thing and the curse is broken.

[livingthatadhdlife]

The pillow has been behind the radiator for a solid two months

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

this is exactly what its like and i dont fucking know how to explain this to neurotypicals in a way theyll understand

[thanatopraxy-deactivated2025040]

??

[unforeseeable]

[rasairui]

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

[elldritch-horror]

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

[rasairui]

It's both the mint situation is fucking severe

[vvdotcom]

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION. 

CHANGE MY MIND.

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda