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emily | nineteen | luvs maple cremes & good music & bad humor

[stopidontgohere]

you would not believe your

[stopidontgohere]

fireflies

[mwg-drwg]

If ten million

[mwg-drwg]

eyes

[jenesequoia]

fell asleep

[antoniporowski]

How many fucking Ice Ages can they make. Who is asking for more Ice Ages

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[qoa]

me

[imalovellmachine]

It got better

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

I

[larrywhispers-deactivated202403]

Me

[thexfiles]

“holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are

[thelongkissgoodnight]

[zechv]

me on my way to the store to get bread

[no-chill-at-all]

[harrystylesdaily]

Harry out in London on December 20th, 2016.

[isolemnly-chastain-swear-deacti]

[nyu-tah]

Don’t let excitement make you announce things prematurely. Be silent until you’re sure; & even when you’re sure, don’t give too much away.

[micquela]

this is great advice

[animatedmovie-deactivated201709]

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

[bri3395]

[nembhard]

I’m tired of associating myself with people who make me question my importance

[meadow-soprano]

I’m crying

[iamianjacob]

[swarnpert]

imagine showing this tweet to someone even just 3 years ago