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pro tip about relationships, you can call them all sorts of cheesy shit and they have to sit there cause they love u. i call my bf “lover”. if i ask him “whos the cutest boy in the whole world?” he has to stand there whole six feet of grown ass man with a news anchor voice and say “i am”.

iin-defens

@vergangenheit-nostalgisch

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Scotland is not boring

redpinejo

When I say I love bagpipes, this is what I mean

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Absolute banger

rinhkitty

WHERE’S THE SOURCE, OP??????

thesummoningdark

This is Clanadonia

What the video doesn’t quite capture is that when you’re this close, their drumming feels kind of like being punched in the chest. When they’re playing on the street like this, every other busker in a 500m radius just goes and has a tea break, because there’s no point in trying to be heard over Clanadonia.

stevenwallaby

tjesje-deact

Limmy, in a heavy Glasgow accent: “If you’re a cat owner, you may sometimes wonder, do you own the cat, or does the cat own you? …It’s you that owns the cat, you daft bastard.”

vergangenheit-nostalgisch-m

“Flowers?” ~@iin-defens (Iain)

Send my muse “Flowers?” for them to give your muse flowers describing their feelings/thoughts to/about your muse — { @iin-defens }

Aster — trusting

Azalea— take care

Celandine— joys to come

Dandelion— overcoming hardships

Elderflower— compassion

Lily of the valley— sweetness

White Poppy— consolation

Yellow Rose— friendship

White Rose— worthiness

#//Aww #;save #long post for ts

spcrash

Amazing.

EDIT: Seeing how this got popular super fast, Elsie Lovelock on Twitter did some hilarious voice acting for the first two pictures.

bio-child

I was soaked and freezing cold by the time we reached this alpine lake, but something about the sound and tranquility kept me completely unbothered.

justbadpuns

Never make fun of a Scotsman’s traditional garb. You could get kilt that way.

paulsrockinpagoda

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so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

johnthedragon

I’m having a fucking stroke

sjaukes

*vaguely scottish noises*

deus-ex-aquila

when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be, wanna be who go wih you.

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be, wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be, nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be, onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be, ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah

an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–

sovietsofficial

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

#//*VAGUELY SCOTTISH NOISES*#tag later #//I'm crying

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i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

brood-mother

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

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WHAT DID WE DO?!

regularlesbian

squidbroom

incorrecthetaliaquotes

Scotland: *talking about England* But he’s a cheating, scheming, spineless idiot! Wales: Yes, but he’s our cheating, scheming, spineless idiot!

#tag later

bromar-deactivated20130912

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

mecha-moira

Alternatively Scotland.

*deafening explosion*

Oh it’s 1 o'clock.

punkrorschach

The what now

the-scottish-costume-guy

The 1 o clock gun.

At one in the afternoon they fire the one o clock gun at edinburgh castle. I think they miss out sundays and xmas.

I always forget about it cause you cant hear it from within my building, but if I happen to be out when it goes off it always without fail makes me jump.