tomorrow is another day

She loved life and life loved her right back.

[997]

this bitch is so iconic fr

[babbhad]

Just so we're all on the same page with the writer's strike.

If during the strike, it's announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.

The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don't let them try.

[45percenterthen]

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

[45percenterthen]

come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate

[ot3]

there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

[digitalbeachrave]

everything i do is for women, the gays, and - of course - the unemployed

[31st]

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

[31st]

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

[angy-sage-deactivated20200315]

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

[bearotonin-international]

[theabigailthorn]

london be like: ‘Stunning opportunity to rent this unique property, offers start at £900 a month’

[trianglart]

Stages of having a short (gay) haircut! 

[thisloveforyourmom]

an advertisement drawn by alison bechdel, 1988

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[embyrr922]

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

[heroofthreefaces]

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

[funnytwittertweets]

[memeuplift]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

Somewhere in the deep ocean theres a guy but you will never meet him

[thundergrace]

Thank you for being a friend.

Estelle Gettlemen: July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008

Beatrice Arthur: May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009

Eddi-Rue McClanahan: February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010

Betty Marion White Ludden: January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021

[untitled70655]

Rest In Peace, Betty White (January 17, 1922 - December 31st, 2021).

Thank you for the laughs.

[ashberrrry]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

[forestgreenlesbian]

crazy how every time you go on a walk it’s like ohh that’s why i’m alive

[kibumkim]

I think that people should keep scamming people on depop cause the depop drama ig is one of the funniest pages in existence

[kibumkim]

Like this is the funniest thing ever

[alienpupy]

yeast is a domesticated animal

[alienpupy]

you feed it. it feeds you. you've known it since forever. it has existed far before you have and will outlive you for eons, but for now, it is your friend, and it lives in a jar in your kitchen cupboard.