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Remus x Mermaid Reader ?
what do we think ?
Remus who after everything and losing everyone decides to move into a cottage with a lake nearby.
He liked going there to fish (he's not good at it but he likes being out with nature) Sometimes he reads a book or just takes a nap on his hammock and likes feeling the sun on his face.
One day though as he is fishing he feels something tug hard and for a single second he thinks he might actually catch something.
Mer!reader who saw the fish hooked on the line and curiously tugged on the line trying to get it off.
Remus who starts reeling in what he hopes is maybe a salmon.
Mer!reader who lets her self be dragged up to the surface.
Mer!reader and Remus, who make eye contact with each other. Both wide eyed and curious, frozen in shock.
Mer!reader who pulls away first, takes the fish and dives back into deep water her tail in view as it splashes water onto Remus.
Remus now drenched in water going back to his cottage in amazement but also not sure if what he saw was real or if he was just getting really lonley, and making things up in his head.
A//N do you guys like the idea? Also I have no clue how fishing works loll.
Let me know if you guys have any ideas for this concept !
Hello, dear ijustbewriting! I have another ask (sorry, I’m going through all my faves you’ve written and I can’t stop smiling) — I’d love so much if you could write more for “The Black Dog” I’d love to see Sirius’ plans work out and those two idiots get the girl in some hilarious, disastrous way thanks to Padfoot shenanigans. This one-shot is so funny and adorable, I can’t get it out of my head! Thank you, lovely you! 🫶🏼
HI anon I just posted a part two! I hope you enjoy and feel free to give me any ideas for how to get the boys to confess :)
The Black Dog pt 2
Polywolftstar x Fem!Reader
Word count: 1k
A/n : Sorry it took so long :( I had started it a while back and had no idea how to finish it. Please feel free to give me ideas on how to get the boys to confess to reader ! I really hope you guys enjoy!
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As it turns out it that Sirius idea was actually good. Much to Remus dismay.
They wanted to get closer to you from the day that Lily had brought you along to hang out with them in the common room.
The thing was just how painfully shy you were.
You kept to yourself a lot, you had friends but Remus and Sirius often saw you alone with a your nose in a book. You never really went to any parties they figured out. Sirius did well in parties and had half hoped that he could charm your socks off at a Gryffindor party. You never showed much to his and Remus disappointment. You did go to hogsmade and drifted to the bookstore and spent all your hours there.
At first they weren't very sure if you had even liked them in the prospect of friends . It seemed that whenever they appeared, you fled.
Truth be told, you had a crush on both of them
Merlin it w as bad, so bad. How could you have a crush on such beautiful creatures like them. Never mind the fact that the two are together!
Yes you were shy but when they were around it increased by 100% and made you want to flee. Looking at their faces for a long time made you want to clutch your chest as if you were having a heart attack and have a panic attack because of how much you liked them. You weren't even sure that they knew who you were in your first years of Hogwarts. That didn't matter to you, just by getting even a simple glance at them made your heart feel full and happy for the rest of the day. You never really thought the three of you would ever be friends if you were being honest.
But by the heavens within these last couple of weeks you had gotten to know Remus and his furry companion. You never really saw Sirius but that was okay, for now you were happy to have Remus. Padfoot on the other hand became like a best friend to you. You often found the black dog in the court yard or near the black lake. All places that you liked to go, to get some quiet time. You and the black dog would sit near a tree and you would read out loud which would lull him to sleep. You often found yourself talking to him about your day or even sometimes about your problems.
Sirius was very proud of himself. His idea had worked and now he was closer to you than ever before. He loved spending time with you, hearing your voice as you read out loud to him. Your voice calm and soothing that made him fall into a cozy sleep. The way that your fingers felt in his fur, how heavenly it all was. Oh all the sweet words that you tell him, small things like homework, how you ramble about books, your friends.
One day when both of you are under a tree near the black lake, you had Padfoot's head on your lap with one hand you petted his head and with the other you held your book. After a while you let out a small sigh and put your book down.
"Oh Padfoot, I can't stop thinking about Remus" You murmur to him, which makes his head perk up.
Remus
"yes your owner" you nod to which he barked at
"I think about him a lot and Sirius , but he hasn't really talked to me so I'm not so sure if he even knows me. Maybe he does because Remus has been hanging out with me more. Is that bad ? I like Remus but it looks like I'm hanging around him too often maybe that's why Sirius never comes arooun. Merlin! what if he thinks I'm trying to take his boyfriend!" You gasp
" Oh no, What have I done, I mean I'm not doing that! I'm not a homewrecker if anything I like them both " you look at the dog with a mortified stare.
" I like them both and I don't know whats worse" you groan as you slump against the tree.
The problem now was how to present himself as Sirius instead of Padfoot. How was he supposed to tell you that he knew that you liked him and his boyfriend without betraying your trust?
He was losing sleep over this, he would toss and turn in his bed and would wake up Remus as he moved around in his bedsheets.
Remus, who already struggled with sleep noticed quickly when his boyfriend was not getting his 'beauty' sleep.
"What's wrong " he muttered into his temple, Sirius sighed but didn't open his eyes.
"It's Y/n" Sirius answered back
"What happened?" That seemed to wake Remus up
"Nothing bad… It's just she said she liked us" Sirius said after what had been a minute of silence
Remus felt his eyes widen and now he felt fully awake
"That's good, that's what we wanted right?" he said
Sirius nodded but he still held a weird look on his face
"It is good but how exactly are we suppsed to spring that knowlegde on her and then ask her to be with both of us? and don't even get me started on the fact that I would have to explain all this because I was the dog that she was talking to, our relationships is already starting with lies Remus" Sirius said it all in one breath. Remus was silent for a couple of moments.
Sirius was right, how were they supposed to tell you they liked you and wanted you without exposing the fact that Sirius had essentially been spying on you (with no malicious intent of course, Sirius was just very in love with your face). Remus rubbed his temples, how did they managed to get themselves into such a pickle?
" We can think about this in the morning yeah?" Remus murmured
" I don't think this can go wrong, she can't be that mad if she likes us back" Remus nodded but it was more to himself. Sirius seemed to relax at his words and snuggled into his boyfriends warmth
Tomorrow
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Remus x reader
authors note: something small as I finish some request! I think I might make another part to this. Also reader is shorter than Remus, In my head remus is like 6'2 and the reader is very girly! probably some small grammar mistakes. ENJOY!
Remus considered himself a smart man.
He graduated top of his class and was well in the nicest term possible a nerd.
A nerd in academics that is.
Because in the real world , he really had no clue what was going on.
Once he had stepped into his new apartment he was very happy and pleased with himself… until he realized he didn’t know how to cook.
he could perhaps live off frozen tv dinners or his own cooking but he knew that he didn't have a hand for cooking. The first couple of weeks he miraculously survived off butter pasta ,chocolate and coffee.
What tormented him the most was not his horrible sleep schedule, but his neighbor.
You.
God he hated the fact that the apartment had thin walls, not because you were loud or anything but because you certainly knew how to cook.He could smell everything you cooked and baked. Every cookie and every steak. His stomach would rumble as he tried to read his book. He licked his lips as he smelled the sweet smell of cake as it overtook his apartment. He swallowed harshly when he could smell the amazing salmon you made that week. It wasn't fair that you were also very attractive to him. So now he didn't know how to cook and he had a crush on his neighbor that he had no clue how to talk to.
You on the other hand could not handle the sad dinners that your cute neighbor made, You could smell the sad frozen pizza smell and the days that Remus would get home and just groan loudly, each time you frowned. When you saw him walk out if his apartment one day he was in a rush. he had a piece of toast in his mouth as both if his arms were occupied with all kinds of books. You felt bad for you cute neighbor, and almost a little maternal towards him so you decided right then that morning that a trip to the grocery store where you 'accidentally' bought more than you needed then you would have to knock on his door and gift him the extra food you made.
So you made a big pan of Lasagna that honestly could feed ten people cut it in half, put in a cute Tupperware because of course everything you owned was cute.
Remus stomach grumbled as he tried to read Frankenstein, he could smell whatever you were making and it just reminded him of just how bare his fridge was. He sighed and put his book down. He thought about taking a nap but just then there was a soft knock on his door. He looked at the door in confusion because he had no visitors coming, James and Lily are busy with Harry and Sirius wasn't meant to come for another week. With curiosity he got up from his couch and headed towards his door, he swung it open ready to tell them that he was not interested in whatever product they were selling but to his surprise he saw you, well more like the top of your head because you happened to be shorter then him.
You looked up at him not realizing just how tall your tall neighbor actually was. His eyes widened in surprise and felt his mouth go dry.
"Hello" you spoke first, oh god your voice was as sweet as he imagined and he was sure he heard bells.
"Hi" he managed to say.
"I'm your next door neighbor and I accidentally made a lot of food um I was wondering if you would like some" You said as you held out the Tupperware for him. Remus looked at the Tupperware that held the delicious food he smelled as he tried to read.
"for me?" He said in awe to which you nodded.
"I just made a lot and I didn't want it to go to waste so I thought it would be nice to feed my neighbor" you explained and he grabbed the Tupperware from your hands, they brushed against each other.
"thank you love" he said in a soft tone, he didn't even realize the nickname had slipped from his lips as he was too busy looking at the food in awe. You who cooked this amazing food ( he knew it was amazing by the smell ) you who thought of him first out of all the neighbors in the apartment. You had chosen him.
You on the other hand did catch the name slip and felt your face heating up and all of a sudden it was hot outside even though you were wearing layers of clothing , never mind the fact that it was November.
Remus took his eyes off of the food and at you
"Would you like to come in?" he asked already opening the door for you to come in, to walk into the door for a new possible adventure.
Guys I promise once my exams are over I’ll have more stuff posted
The Black Dog
A//N Hi guys! I am not dead lol. Not my best but I wanted to write something.
Word Count : 900+
Wolfstar X shy!reader
Remus eyes narrowed at the sight.
You blissfully unaware of the black dog that was begging for your touch. You happily petting and cooing at the dog, calling it all kind of sickeningly sweet names. The Black dog wagged his tail happily at the affection.
Remus knew better. Remus glared at the dog, the people passing buy most likely thought he was crazy for glaring at such an innocent picture. A girl and a cute dog, what's wrong with that?
Well what was wrong was how Sirius was deceiving you. Remus knew that Sirius had been trying to get closer to you, but with you being shy and seeming to flee whenever they were around. Sirius started to come up with a plan. Sirius knew you liked animals of all kind, but he knew that you loved dogs. You had some yourself and would often tell Lily that you missed your dogs back at home. His plan was perfect.
Remus thought it was a foolish idea. He had told Sirius to just go up to you and not be a coward, to which Sirius scoffed
"and how many times have you talked to her?" he asked back which promptly made Remus shut his mouth and not talk to his boyfriend for the rest of the night.
It was no secret that you were a little more shy than most,you kept to yourself and minded your own business. Lily and you were great friends though, she had introduced you to the rest of the friend group and Remus and Sirius both remembered your shy smile and little wave as you said your name.
They were hooked.
Hi everyone!
I’m currently taking some requests for the marauders fandom :)
I am a college student so please bear that in mind if they come out slow!
A man who yearns is a man who earns
Wolfstar X fem!reader
Summary - In which Remus and Sirius quietly ( not really) yearn for the reader
Warnings : none, (delusional Sirius), shy reader I guess
A//N My first Wolfstar fic !
Word count: 1.2k
“ I want her so bad” Sirius groans softly watching as you laugh along with Lily and Marlene. Remus who had been reading had promptly stopped as he had watched his boyfriend look at the girl who they had both been crushing on as of late. You were in the same year as them, a beautiful and smart Ravenclaw who just so happened to waltz in the boys life and change them forever.
Made this account three years ago and never wrote anything sigh
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