The store is now closed. please exit the building.

[ikeaishell]

(there is a demon walking through the shelves of pallets.)

"Ugh.. why do i always get the boring sect—"

"...ors..."

"what the fuck?"

(it picks up the.... weird fractalling thing it found.)

[asks are now open]

HI ECHO HERE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER PHIGHTING OC

rules:

basic dni, dni

no nsfw

you can attack the guy

have fun!!!

CROWBAR - THEY/HE (OPEN FOR ASKS)

???? - XE/XEM (UNOJOWN)

!!!! - SHE/IT (UNKNOWN)

[ikeaishell]

*huh, is that a co...met.... why is there a green light in the "sky" and why is it barreling towards the ground in a section near crowbar's current location-*

~( @illuminas-oversight Silly!!!!!! )

"oh isnt that just GREAT."

"This is your fault, isnt it."

(they look at the orb ,:/)

"Well-"

(he starts walking towards where the thing shouldve landed)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*at the crash site, a strange demon is just... face first in the floor, with a crater around it that had green smoke as a result of the crash.*

+ "Ow." +

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Thats not an anon. i think?? is that a named anon?? is this what anons look like? probably not. "

"Who.. are you?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

*the demon gets up, dusting himself off and WOW it is TALL-*

+ "Call me Oversight, and I am NOT an ANON, I'm in a situation MUCH like YOURS!" +

[ikeaishell]

(woah tall person ehat the fuck. tall demon?? hesus chrost.)

"Ah. you found a weird colourful orb too??"

"..Im Crowbar- nice to meet you, Oversight."

(they stick their hand out for a handshake!! i think thats ho you phrase that. jm so good at this guys)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*He grabs their hand firmly and does a very energetic handshake, clearly hyper and on some sort of ADHD (/silly)*

[ikeaishell]

(have a shitty whiteboard doodle because my brain cannot!! :3)

(they take their hand back after a bit, because ow that hurts.)

"So uh- welcome to IKEA#3008?? <:)"

"I dont know if you are stuck here- hopefully not! it sucks here. ,:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "PROBAB- wait, 3008?" +

*his face turns to that of someone with KNOWLEDGE of something- whether it's excitement, autism, or horror is unknown because of his perpetual smile*

[ikeaishell]

"yes..?? that is what i said??"

"IKEA#3008."

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "how many minutes before nighttime?" +

[ikeaishell]

"Uhhh.... maybe 30?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Okay GOOD because I need time to build a base BEFORE shits goes off the walls" +

*He is now grabbing furniture items and using them to make a base as if he knows about this kinda stuff*

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Do you need help?"

"I'll start walking away once night gets closer-!"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's fine! We have experience with this kinda stuff!" +

*It looks like he does, it's amazing how all that stuff is being held up-*

[ikeaishell]

"Alright..."

"Uh.... should i leave now? do you want me to leave? <:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's FINE! If you DO get hostile at night I can just REMOVE the LADDERS!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Okay! Affirmative. Got it."

(they just sit down. standing up in one place for too long SUCKS.)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*wow it is- certainly building a very intricate base-*

[ikeaishell]

(theyre watching it build. theyre very concerned)

"How-"

"have you done this before?? or are you just really good at making things??? 😰"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Oh, we're just good at building things!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Ah- thats- cool! :)"

"Im not- thats kind of a good thing sometimes, though.."

[inphinitys-phobia]

*thumbs up, now he's chilling on a top shelf getting comfy in a chair with a blahaj*

[ikeaishell]

"uh.... theres like. 5 minutes. i think"

(nervous.)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*thumbs up, and there goes the ladder-*

[ikeaishell]

(and there go the lights!)

(it continues sitting for a few moments, stands up, and turns to face oversight. its movements and voice are slightly uncanny. slightly wrong)

"Huh.. I feel fine! i think i am safe-? i think you are safe.."

(it smiles!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁 so joyous!! he could do no harm!!!! 😇😇😇😇)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*... Silence. an eerie silence. Oversight's textures were all completely gone, replaced by the default blender object color of grey. He was as still as a statue, dormant and asleep. Not even it's face was spared, it was pretty much missing.*

[ikeaishell]

"Hello..?"

(it stares at the strange demon-shaped object. it SWEARS there was a demon there a few moments ago! it'll come back later. its wasting time just standing here. it starts walking away to continue its patrol, to search for other non-statue people intruders.)

(maybe it'll bring its gear when it comes back.)

[ikeaishell]

(They very unpleasantly stumble around the IKEA, trying to figure our how to leave. They had work to do! And this place was just great. It was so.. Maze like.)

--💊

[The lights are no longer on, which is just lovely!!]

. . .

(There is someone behind them.)

...are you lost?

[ikeaishell]

*huh, is that a co...met.... why is there a green light in the "sky" and why is it barreling towards the ground in a section near crowbar's current location-*

~( @illuminas-oversight Silly!!!!!! )

"oh isnt that just GREAT."

"This is your fault, isnt it."

(they look at the orb ,:/)

"Well-"

(he starts walking towards where the thing shouldve landed)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*at the crash site, a strange demon is just... face first in the floor, with a crater around it that had green smoke as a result of the crash.*

+ "Ow." +

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Thats not an anon. i think?? is that a named anon?? is this what anons look like? probably not. "

"Who.. are you?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

*the demon gets up, dusting himself off and WOW it is TALL-*

+ "Call me Oversight, and I am NOT an ANON, I'm in a situation MUCH like YOURS!" +

[ikeaishell]

(woah tall person ehat the fuck. tall demon?? hesus chrost.)

"Ah. you found a weird colourful orb too??"

"..Im Crowbar- nice to meet you, Oversight."

(they stick their hand out for a handshake!! i think thats ho you phrase that. jm so good at this guys)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*He grabs their hand firmly and does a very energetic handshake, clearly hyper and on some sort of ADHD (/silly)*

[ikeaishell]

(have a shitty whiteboard doodle because my brain cannot!! :3)

(they take their hand back after a bit, because ow that hurts.)

"So uh- welcome to IKEA#3008?? <:)"

"I dont know if you are stuck here- hopefully not! it sucks here. ,:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "PROBAB- wait, 3008?" +

*his face turns to that of someone with KNOWLEDGE of something- whether it's excitement, autism, or horror is unknown because of his perpetual smile*

[ikeaishell]

"yes..?? that is what i said??"

"IKEA#3008."

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "how many minutes before nighttime?" +

[ikeaishell]

"Uhhh.... maybe 30?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Okay GOOD because I need time to build a base BEFORE shits goes off the walls" +

*He is now grabbing furniture items and using them to make a base as if he knows about this kinda stuff*

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Do you need help?"

"I'll start walking away once night gets closer-!"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's fine! We have experience with this kinda stuff!" +

*It looks like he does, it's amazing how all that stuff is being held up-*

[ikeaishell]

"Alright..."

"Uh.... should i leave now? do you want me to leave? <:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's FINE! If you DO get hostile at night I can just REMOVE the LADDERS!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Okay! Affirmative. Got it."

(they just sit down. standing up in one place for too long SUCKS.)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*wow it is- certainly building a very intricate base-*

[ikeaishell]

(theyre watching it build. theyre very concerned)

"How-"

"have you done this before?? or are you just really good at making things??? 😰"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Oh, we're just good at building things!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Ah- thats- cool! :)"

"Im not- thats kind of a good thing sometimes, though.."

[inphinitys-phobia]

*thumbs up, now he's chilling on a top shelf getting comfy in a chair with a blahaj*

[ikeaishell]

"uh.... theres like. 5 minutes. i think"

(nervous.)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*thumbs up, and there goes the ladder-*

[ikeaishell]

(and there go the lights!)

(it continues sitting for a few moments, stands up, and turns to face oversight. its movements and voice are slightly uncanny. slightly wrong)

"Huh.. I feel fine! i think i am safe-? i think you are safe.."

(it smiles!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁 so joyous!! he could do no harm!!!! 😇😇😇😇)

[ikeaishell]

[night is coming soon]

[ikeaishell]

*huh, is that a co...met.... why is there a green light in the "sky" and why is it barreling towards the ground in a section near crowbar's current location-*

~( @illuminas-oversight Silly!!!!!! )

"oh isnt that just GREAT."

"This is your fault, isnt it."

(they look at the orb ,:/)

"Well-"

(he starts walking towards where the thing shouldve landed)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*at the crash site, a strange demon is just... face first in the floor, with a crater around it that had green smoke as a result of the crash.*

+ "Ow." +

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Thats not an anon. i think?? is that a named anon?? is this what anons look like? probably not. "

"Who.. are you?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

*the demon gets up, dusting himself off and WOW it is TALL-*

+ "Call me Oversight, and I am NOT an ANON, I'm in a situation MUCH like YOURS!" +

[ikeaishell]

(woah tall person ehat the fuck. tall demon?? hesus chrost.)

"Ah. you found a weird colourful orb too??"

"..Im Crowbar- nice to meet you, Oversight."

(they stick their hand out for a handshake!! i think thats ho you phrase that. jm so good at this guys)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*He grabs their hand firmly and does a very energetic handshake, clearly hyper and on some sort of ADHD (/silly)*

[ikeaishell]

(have a shitty whiteboard doodle because my brain cannot!! :3)

(they take their hand back after a bit, because ow that hurts.)

"So uh- welcome to IKEA#3008?? <:)"

"I dont know if you are stuck here- hopefully not! it sucks here. ,:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "PROBAB- wait, 3008?" +

*his face turns to that of someone with KNOWLEDGE of something- whether it's excitement, autism, or horror is unknown because of his perpetual smile*

[ikeaishell]

"yes..?? that is what i said??"

"IKEA#3008."

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "how many minutes before nighttime?" +

[ikeaishell]

"Uhhh.... maybe 30?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Okay GOOD because I need time to build a base BEFORE shits goes off the walls" +

*He is now grabbing furniture items and using them to make a base as if he knows about this kinda stuff*

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Do you need help?"

"I'll start walking away once night gets closer-!"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's fine! We have experience with this kinda stuff!" +

*It looks like he does, it's amazing how all that stuff is being held up-*

[ikeaishell]

"Alright..."

"Uh.... should i leave now? do you want me to leave? <:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's FINE! If you DO get hostile at night I can just REMOVE the LADDERS!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Okay! Affirmative. Got it."

(they just sit down. standing up in one place for too long SUCKS.)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*wow it is- certainly building a very intricate base-*

[ikeaishell]

(theyre watching it build. theyre very concerned)

"How-"

"have you done this before?? or are you just really good at making things??? 😰"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Oh, we're just good at building things!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Ah- thats- cool! :)"

"Im not- thats kind of a good thing sometimes, though.."

[inphinitys-phobia]

*thumbs up, now he's chilling on a top shelf getting comfy in a chair with a blahaj*

[ikeaishell]

"uh.... theres like. 5 minutes. i think"

(nervous.)

[ikeaishell]

(I rolled a nat 1. No fucking cane for you.)

(They struggle to try to find it before realizing it was probably left in that orb. They groan and go to walk off, they can probably see well enough to try to get out)

Thank you for helping, so sorry..

--💊

"Oh- uh- its okay?"

"Good luck..???"

[ikeaishell]

*huh, is that a co...met.... why is there a green light in the "sky" and why is it barreling towards the ground in a section near crowbar's current location-*

~( @illuminas-oversight Silly!!!!!! )

"oh isnt that just GREAT."

"This is your fault, isnt it."

(they look at the orb ,:/)

"Well-"

(he starts walking towards where the thing shouldve landed)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*at the crash site, a strange demon is just... face first in the floor, with a crater around it that had green smoke as a result of the crash.*

+ "Ow." +

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Thats not an anon. i think?? is that a named anon?? is this what anons look like? probably not. "

"Who.. are you?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

*the demon gets up, dusting himself off and WOW it is TALL-*

+ "Call me Oversight, and I am NOT an ANON, I'm in a situation MUCH like YOURS!" +

[ikeaishell]

(woah tall person ehat the fuck. tall demon?? hesus chrost.)

"Ah. you found a weird colourful orb too??"

"..Im Crowbar- nice to meet you, Oversight."

(they stick their hand out for a handshake!! i think thats ho you phrase that. jm so good at this guys)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*He grabs their hand firmly and does a very energetic handshake, clearly hyper and on some sort of ADHD (/silly)*

[ikeaishell]

(have a shitty whiteboard doodle because my brain cannot!! :3)

(they take their hand back after a bit, because ow that hurts.)

"So uh- welcome to IKEA#3008?? <:)"

"I dont know if you are stuck here- hopefully not! it sucks here. ,:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "PROBAB- wait, 3008?" +

*his face turns to that of someone with KNOWLEDGE of something- whether it's excitement, autism, or horror is unknown because of his perpetual smile*

[ikeaishell]

"yes..?? that is what i said??"

"IKEA#3008."

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "how many minutes before nighttime?" +

[ikeaishell]

"Uhhh.... maybe 30?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Okay GOOD because I need time to build a base BEFORE shits goes off the walls" +

*He is now grabbing furniture items and using them to make a base as if he knows about this kinda stuff*

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Do you need help?"

"I'll start walking away once night gets closer-!"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's fine! We have experience with this kinda stuff!" +

*It looks like he does, it's amazing how all that stuff is being held up-*

[ikeaishell]

"Alright..."

"Uh.... should i leave now? do you want me to leave? <:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's FINE! If you DO get hostile at night I can just REMOVE the LADDERS!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Okay! Affirmative. Got it."

(they just sit down. standing up in one place for too long SUCKS.)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*wow it is- certainly building a very intricate base-*

[ikeaishell]

(theyre watching it build. theyre very concerned)

"How-"

"have you done this before?? or are you just really good at making things??? 😰"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Oh, we're just good at building things!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Ah- thats- cool! :)"

"Im not- thats kind of a good thing sometimes, though.."

[ikeaishell]

🏳️‍🌈

"Yep-???"

[ikeaishell]

(Not again I keep forgetting the tag)

I'm fine, I should expect the weird. With the mold guy.. the bug person.. th- Can you help me find my white cane? I probably dropped it..

(Their cloudy vision scanned the floor looking for the classic white and red)

--💊

"the mold guy???"

". . . sure. uuuuuhh"

(also looking around for the cane. thumbs up emoji)

[ikeaishell]

*huh, is that a co...met.... why is there a green light in the "sky" and why is it barreling towards the ground in a section near crowbar's current location-*

~( @illuminas-oversight Silly!!!!!! )

"oh isnt that just GREAT."

"This is your fault, isnt it."

(they look at the orb ,:/)

"Well-"

(he starts walking towards where the thing shouldve landed)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*at the crash site, a strange demon is just... face first in the floor, with a crater around it that had green smoke as a result of the crash.*

+ "Ow." +

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Thats not an anon. i think?? is that a named anon?? is this what anons look like? probably not. "

"Who.. are you?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

*the demon gets up, dusting himself off and WOW it is TALL-*

+ "Call me Oversight, and I am NOT an ANON, I'm in a situation MUCH like YOURS!" +

[ikeaishell]

(woah tall person ehat the fuck. tall demon?? hesus chrost.)

"Ah. you found a weird colourful orb too??"

"..Im Crowbar- nice to meet you, Oversight."

(they stick their hand out for a handshake!! i think thats ho you phrase that. jm so good at this guys)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*He grabs their hand firmly and does a very energetic handshake, clearly hyper and on some sort of ADHD (/silly)*

[ikeaishell]

(have a shitty whiteboard doodle because my brain cannot!! :3)

(they take their hand back after a bit, because ow that hurts.)

"So uh- welcome to IKEA#3008?? <:)"

"I dont know if you are stuck here- hopefully not! it sucks here. ,:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "PROBAB- wait, 3008?" +

*his face turns to that of someone with KNOWLEDGE of something- whether it's excitement, autism, or horror is unknown because of his perpetual smile*

[ikeaishell]

"yes..?? that is what i said??"

"IKEA#3008."

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "how many minutes before nighttime?" +

[ikeaishell]

"Uhhh.... maybe 30?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Okay GOOD because I need time to build a base BEFORE shits goes off the walls" +

*He is now grabbing furniture items and using them to make a base as if he knows about this kinda stuff*

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Do you need help?"

"I'll start walking away once night gets closer-!"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's fine! We have experience with this kinda stuff!" +

*It looks like he does, it's amazing how all that stuff is being held up-*

[ikeaishell]

"Alright..."

"Uh.... should i leave now? do you want me to leave? <:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's FINE! If you DO get hostile at night I can just REMOVE the LADDERS!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Okay! Affirmative. Got it."

(they just sit down. standing up in one place for too long SUCKS.)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*wow it is- certainly building a very intricate base-*

[ikeaishell]

(theyre watching it build. theyre very concerned)

"How-"

"have you done this before?? or are you just really good at making things??? 😰"

[ikeaishell]

(They are a little tough to drag out but they hit the ground a bit dazed. They are most definitely not a demon, but soon they get up they feel around their body to find their cane. Just because this is a new place, they can see the furniture very vaguely)

"Are you okay..??"

[ikeaishell]

Do you remember anything from nighttime?

"Little bits and pieces. Crumbs. memory crumbs."

[ikeaishell]

*huh, is that a co...met.... why is there a green light in the "sky" and why is it barreling towards the ground in a section near crowbar's current location-*

~( @illuminas-oversight Silly!!!!!! )

"oh isnt that just GREAT."

"This is your fault, isnt it."

(they look at the orb ,:/)

"Well-"

(he starts walking towards where the thing shouldve landed)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*at the crash site, a strange demon is just... face first in the floor, with a crater around it that had green smoke as a result of the crash.*

+ "Ow." +

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Thats not an anon. i think?? is that a named anon?? is this what anons look like? probably not. "

"Who.. are you?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

*the demon gets up, dusting himself off and WOW it is TALL-*

+ "Call me Oversight, and I am NOT an ANON, I'm in a situation MUCH like YOURS!" +

[ikeaishell]

(woah tall person ehat the fuck. tall demon?? hesus chrost.)

"Ah. you found a weird colourful orb too??"

"..Im Crowbar- nice to meet you, Oversight."

(they stick their hand out for a handshake!! i think thats ho you phrase that. jm so good at this guys)

[inphinitys-phobia]

*He grabs their hand firmly and does a very energetic handshake, clearly hyper and on some sort of ADHD (/silly)*

[ikeaishell]

(have a shitty whiteboard doodle because my brain cannot!! :3)

(they take their hand back after a bit, because ow that hurts.)

"So uh- welcome to IKEA#3008?? <:)"

"I dont know if you are stuck here- hopefully not! it sucks here. ,:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "PROBAB- wait, 3008?" +

*his face turns to that of someone with KNOWLEDGE of something- whether it's excitement, autism, or horror is unknown because of his perpetual smile*

[ikeaishell]

"yes..?? that is what i said??"

"IKEA#3008."

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "how many minutes before nighttime?" +

[ikeaishell]

"Uhhh.... maybe 30?"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "Okay GOOD because I need time to build a base BEFORE shits goes off the walls" +

*He is now grabbing furniture items and using them to make a base as if he knows about this kinda stuff*

[ikeaishell]

". . ."

"Do you need help?"

"I'll start walking away once night gets closer-!"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's fine! We have experience with this kinda stuff!" +

*It looks like he does, it's amazing how all that stuff is being held up-*

[ikeaishell]

"Alright..."

"Uh.... should i leave now? do you want me to leave? <:/"

[inphinitys-phobia]

+ "It's FINE! If you DO get hostile at night I can just REMOVE the LADDERS!" +

[ikeaishell]

"Okay! Affirmative. Got it."

(they just sit down. standing up in one place for too long SUCKS.)

[ikeaishell]

question: are you able to leave

"Not very often. Barely."

[ikeaishell]

(They painfully ripped an arm out of the abstract orb and gripped the nearest thing to try to pull themselves all the way out. Letting out a screech of pain)

--💊

(they wince. ooh ow that sucks)

"here- uh-"

(they try and help pull 💊 out of the orb)

[ikeaishell]

No, it's fine- I've got this-

*proceeds to noclip onto a top shelf*

-Explainer anon

"that works too." (sigh)

"i hate working here..."