I'm in ur walls (officaly)

Oh I'm Sup3r_Mass1v3_Black_h0le on ao3 (hint hint wink wink)

[ikeashark-offical]

haii it’s me :0

Ok guys intro post time!!!! Here we go!!

name: uhh u can call me ikea or sharkie :P

age: 100000000 years old I am immortal

about me!

I like: ikea sharks (obvi), music (pierce the veil, muse, girl in red, most classical stuff, and MUSICALS), climbing, colors, and enamel pins/buttons

I don’t like: homophobia, mean people, yellow highlighters, olives, and my frEAKING MATH TEACHER WHY BE A TEACHER IF YOU HATE KIDS??!!!?

fandoms!!!

mcyt: still trying to catch up on the lore ehhdidjshwi

toh: LUMITY FORVER!!!

arcane: me when u homoeroticly intertwine ur soul with ur lab partner in the astral plane but ur just homies

uhh idk if this counts but funky frog bait

Hannibal: MURDER HUSBANDS MURDER HUSBANDS

ya as u can tell I am COMPLETELY normal about everything. Uhhh byeeeeee

[ikeashark-offical]

I keep seeing bloodymary and I love it so much but has anyone thought about Eva and stratt?? Lesbian power couple of the century????? Please tell me I’m not alone in this

[ghostlybluetrain]

So I'm trying to write a Swap AU for iron lung and project hail mary, where The Agressor is sent down into the blood ocean to take samples, while Dr. Simon Mortimer is on the Hail Mary. Now my biggest issue is that I overcomplicate things and worry a lot, so I set myself a goal of writing out the events that happened to each of these characters before I allow the Agressor to find his way to Mortimer. It should also hopefully help me understand these two a bit better. However, I absolutely do not want to write 600+ pages of essentially context that is very heavily borrowed from the source material just to have these two idiots cuddle. So, do I:

Do I:

Copy 600+ pages from source for both

Only write little extracts of what's important

Other (please give me some other idea if picked)

Results

Voting ended onJun 3

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[faerieinthehumanworld]

So this is BRILLIANT

[ikeashark-offical]

guys I painted a mug w/ the Minecraft end poem :D

[bismuthfool]

Oh, Mary, full of grace, receive the bloodied sufferer into your arms

I really wanted to show how I see what is happens to bloodymary right after the moment when Grace takes Simon from the bloody ocean I feel like I want it to be creepy and disturbing.

oh no, who's that standing against the wall in the last frame? It seems like while Rocky sleeps, Grace will survive the real Ripley-trying-to-survive-on-the-ship-with-Alien experience

[i-hate-this-1]

these sambucky/buckysam fake tweets have taken over my life. They are so funny. It’s the only reason I log onto twitter.

[catthatchats]

Project Iron Backrooms 🥹

[breadteleporter-offical]

how does one make an OC

[ikeashark-offical]

step 1- draw or write something new

step 2- pick your favorite character from the drawing or writing

step 3- obsess over this weird little silly character and expand upon their character design, backstory, current story, ideals, loves, hates or anything else about them

step 4- yipeee look at your new oc!!!

[ikeashark-offical]

ok so im looking for this old ass parkner fic i read in like, 2023 (could be older) and it was like this sad pinning fic, and harley was like a country singer in his free time or smth (idk man i do remeber that the he wrote like a song about peter tho like a 'i could treat you so much better than him' type) and like peter was with flash but flash was lwk an asshole and the title was like a song lyric or smth

please chat i NEED to find this

[ikeashark-offical]

more cod doodles

Closeups under the cut :3

[aceofpans]

tables dont bleed blood..

[breadteleporter-offical]

what do they bleed?

[ikeashark-offical]

Wood?? Idk man

[ikeashark-offical]

I’m fighting with myself to not make comics bc I KNOW my ass would start them and NEVER finish but also oc lore go brrrrrr

[ikeashark-offical]

okay looks like i got to the bottom of your blog

How long did it take? 2.2 seconds??? I’m never posting I’m such a lurker lmao

thanks for visiting and come back soon :3

[ghostlybluetrain]

will do! and yeah it was quite quick! but no worries!

[ikeashark-offical]

:DDDD ty ghostly!!!!

[ikeashark-offical]

I did more art!!!

uh yuh my oc and some hand sketches

All my art is traditional rn bc my iPad is dead and I have absolutely no energy to charge it

[ikeashark-offical]

okay looks like i got to the bottom of your blog

How long did it take? 2.2 seconds??? I’m never posting I’m such a lurker lmao

thanks for visiting and come back soon :3

[ghostlybluetrain]

Hi ghostly I love ur blog and keep being awesome :3

Here’s a cool bird I saw I named him greg

thank you so much ikea shark!!!! i always try to be! and ill have to check out your blog then if you give mine such a raring reveiw! and wowewewew what an incredable bird!!!

[ikeashark-offical]

Bro my blog is so nothingburger I genuinely have like an abysmal amount of nothing in there