on it

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

[gratefulturbot]

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

[toboldlynerd]

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[draculasstrawhat]

Yeah, and in both cases it’s generally caused by people who should know better pushing them past what their body/brain can safely do.

No, maybe you wouldn’t have been a genius, or a professional athlete or whatever, but the fact is, without that external pressure, you certainly wouldn’t be 30 and in chronic pain from a torn ligament that never-healed-right, either.

[augvian56]

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[strike-another-match]

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who needs detailed instructions to function is giving extremely detailed instructions to person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

big shoutout to baked potatoes

[sereniv]

ty

[sereniv]

i got high and thought this was directed at me and that Baked Potatoes was my new nickname

[segamascott]

[versaversa]

[virtualgirladvance]

shes singing pictures ;_;

[innerchildabortionclinic]

baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

[junglejim4322]

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

[nimarts]

today my roommate got the funniest fortune cookie in the world and they framed it and now it’s hanging in our living room

[creaturey]

girly-pop the pansexual african lily who works at the blood lab check-in