the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
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the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
Vasily: A good sniper is calm and doesn't let his emotions guide him
also Vasily:
top 5 macklemore lyrics of all time
Ogata is a great character because he's a catboy archetype but the silly catlike traits you usually see on cute anime twinks have been given to a grown ass man who kills people without remorse and is just a general asshole
Finally did it! Took me forever to figure out how to make a custom theme
Time to rip all my cds and put ‘em on her
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse
(ID in ALT text) its been a while since i posted some outfit doodles. not like these are new. they are from last year. but i never know where and how to upload these so here we go. at least the third ones pose is a bit funny hahah.
side note sokkas outfit in the third image is inspired by Victoria Kakuktinniq 2020 New York Fashion Week Ukiaksaq collection
Of course shane put on a suit it's called a blow JOB. He's interviewing for an entry level position at the dick factory
what shane says: im gay
what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u
what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.
what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what
heated rivalry twitter (14/?) hockey twt (mostly shane hollander updates) vs lily
bonus:
I think people are missing out on how fucking funny it would be to have Ryan Price in season 2 of Heated Rivalry.
Like, imagine you're this retired hockey player who really just wants to chill with your beautiful famous singer boyfriend. You're living your best life, happily-ever-after style. You've been thinking about maybe starting a career working with children, your boyfriend is sending you pics of cute pastries, and basically, life is good.
Then, while you're just looking for paperwork for this summer camp that you're started working at, you walk in on you bosses making out sloppy style. Your bosses which just happen to be SHANE HOLLANDER and ILYA ROZANOV, ie the best hockey players in the fucking league right now. So, now you've stumbled over this huge scandalous gay love affair between the most high-profile generational-talent hockey players of your generation. So, obviously you freak out. They freak out. Everyone's freaking out
And then you guys calm down and talk and you manage to convey that you won't tell anyone, because y'know you're not an asshole and Jesus Christ it's the most awkward shit you've ever sat through and then thank god everyone says it's good and you walk out of there, and you're so so so glad it's over.
But then you realize it is not over actually and this is actually The Worse (tm).
Because now you KNOW and you can never UNKNOW about this goddam stupid secret Romeo&Juliet gay-ass romance and you're wishing so fucking bad you didn't know because being in on this huge secret is FREAKING you the FUCK out and you can't even tell your boyfriend because that would be shitty and omg what if you're the only one who knows about them, you're not ready for this kind of pressure HOLY SHIT you'd have thought the two best players in the whole goddam MHL would've learned to lock the FUCKING doors before having an illicit makeout session in the MIDDLE OF THE DAY at their FUCKING place of WORK christ you're having a panic attack-
art books on the internet archive for you
morpho books
figure drawing for all it's worth (+ creative illustration)
framed ink
will eisner comics and sequential art
will eisner graphic storytelling and visual narrative
understanding comics (+ making comics)
folder of various animation production art
burne hogarth drawing dynamic hands
perspective for comic book artists
michael mattesi force drawing
the animator's survival kit
color and light james gurney
be free
I've recommended this one before, but for all the non-human vertebrate likers out there... the art of animal drawing
@mixed---messages i hadn't heard of this book before i saw your tags, thanks sm for introducing me! up on the archive here
unfortunately I have idgaf autism instead of I’m upset autism so I handle a lot of situations incorrectly by not giving a fuck when it should upset me
worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves
sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.
man...
Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up