Iko

Call me Iko! she/he | Aroallo | 7teen | lover of all things monsters, Audio RPs, and sad men

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Another failed attempt

Yall seen that trending audio from Tavionbadger that's going around the art community (at least on tiktok?) Anyway I immediately thought of candy and bash sooo...

Ungrouped images below for a more comicy feeling :)

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Some basher & slasher stuff I’m cooking up

+canon accurate candy demon whom i had to go back and completely change because i thought she was the classic blonde skinny T&A 1st/2nd to die horror trope but is, in fact, the complete opposite. At least i realized not to late lmao

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if the slasher and basher fanfic in their shipping community is "interesting" then how bad (or good) is the fanart (in their universe)?

Is it like "awww that's so cute <3"

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"HOLY FUCK that's...just gory smut"

Or maybe both

Like...twitter has to be going crazy.

Imaging slash has basher over at their house (before the "My true love's dead series") and it's just them looking at fanart and dramatically reading fanfics (and maybe traumatizing basher, slash has to be desensitized by this by now)

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I never thought about the ramifications of the fact that slashers have fandoms in the Slasherverse. There would indeed be fanart of them, including sexy shipping fanart and smutty blood soaked fanfictions.

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This is fun in theory until you realize a good amount of fan art would twinkifie bash into some horrible skinny FFFFF white flawless unmarred skinned homunculus shell of a man

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The first time someone referred to me as "pushing 30" I was 25 and that's crazy because I kept getting called almost 30 every year since and at some point it feels like being almost 30 is this strange never ending limbo that you can't escape from. I think I'm going to be almost 30 forever.

This is how the internet sees age.

20: Underaged Minor 21: Just three years out of highschool 22: Unc 23: Chopped unc 24: Stupid idiot baby with no frontal lobe but also chopped unc at the same time 25: Almost 30 26: Almost 30 27: Almost 30 28: Almost 30 29: 30 30: 30 again 31: Pushing 40

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Realizing not everyone in the audio drama community is like age capped at 23 forever

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Hey escaped! I was wondering if there was ever a Canon design for Durchdenwald posted? I have no idea how to imagine him and I haven't been on tumblr long enough to see if such thing was ever posted 🥲

Here you go.

(Illustrated by Uvavas)

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Domestic schager (?)or something

idk I just wanted to draw schafer and jager happy as a victory for both of them living through the finale

Idk where the post is on my blog, probably pretty far down considering it's far back in my camera roll, but I've actually had ursula and ludof as schafer and jagers kids for a while, with ursula being the mom of my Guest to help tie my 2 favorite series together 🐺🇩🇪🧛🏻‍♂️🇪🇸

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Started writing a screen play script for my creative writing class and OH MY GOD this shit is HARD

How do people write audio scripts I can't imagine having to write pacing while accounting for a character who cant actually speak and had no actual dialogue

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Human weißhund and silberhund sketch 🐺

Idk what prompted this besides making weißhund cunty and practicing children

Geralds head is a little big but I've only ever drawn kids like once 🥲

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The blood moon curse 🌙

I intended to post this after I finished both pieces I wanted to draw, but I'm so burnt out from the final quarter of school that I may just give up on douchdenwalds part of this... Anyway enjoy my svtfoe der wolfsjager crossover

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Alt Maskless Jager

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Alt image without the harsh red lighting

Shager 4ever

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Hot take: as a romance writer (yes I count as romance writer) I've written all kinds of romantic plots from the fantastical to the mundane. I've written a million ways to fall in love. You know what I haven't written though? Two people meeting on a fucking fuckass app. No one wants to hear that story.

Granted, not all good relationships in real life make good relationships in fiction. However. I don't think there's anything appealing about swiping someone on the brainrot rectangle and then hoping they're the one. The thought of buying someone dinner that the love algorithm showed me and hoping that's gonna be my wife sounds less believable than my story about finding your true love trapped in a magic glacier.

I think I'd rather die. I'm not kidding.

True love cones from having random sex with your acquaintances and/or friends then accidentally falling in love. I'm not being ironic. That's how it happens. Sorry for all the true believers in apps and dinners with strangers. That's how it works.

Dating apps are stupid, and being a slut and a whjore is smart.

I found my true love because I randomly encountered a pretty girl that I smiled at the week before in a Denny's at 2 AM. Then we became acquaintances. Then we became friends. Then we had sex and more sex and more sex and more sex and then I fell madly in love and now we're gonna get married and have kids and be in love forever and that's how it works. I cannot overstate how many dividends being a ho pays compared to fuckass apps.

If you bean soup me in the reblogs I will kill you btw. With a hammer.

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SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY AND SEXUAL LITERACY BETWEEN PARTNERS IS A HUGE KEY TO ROMANCE YES!!!

Be a whore, your true love might the one behind the gimp mask and you'd never know

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Dogshit week but it's ok cause I can come home and draw my silly werewolf audio rp art

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This is gonna take a while cause I have a whole other piece to draw for this

Dont mind that I gave jager super hair growth syrum, I wanted to draw him in a long fancy ponytail, make him look like a princess 🧔🏼

Also, what do you think Schafer and jagers ship name is

Schager?

Jagfer?

Some secret 3rd option?

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One time I was watching Batman with my great-aunt, an ancient woman from an ancient time. She is so old that she remembers what it was like before the Spanish Civil War and I'm not even kidding. Anyway, she is one of the few existing people who has no idea who Batman is.

Halfway through the movie, she turns to me with sincere confusion, points at the TV and says "Walter, is he the good guy?". And I'm like, "yes??" and she just goes "Oh, I thought the guy who dresses like the devil and punches people was the bad guy".

When I asked her who she thought the good guy was, she said "the one who is too handsome to be bad". That guy was Mr Freeze. Incredible. She's not entirely wrong either.

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Shes got a point about the guy who dresses like the devil and punches people

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A soft first kiss 🔥

Aka chapter 9 if jager wasn't his own worst cockblock

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🧔🏼❤👩🏻‍🦰

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His face is like totally cut off but I have another art piece I want to do (so self indulgent, it will be ooc for dorkdenwald) so fear not, his beautiful wet puppy-dog eyes will be drawn.

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A profoundly silly moment from the Escaped fan discord that I am compelled to share.

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Ive never seen wicked but I'm like 90% these are the original lyrics to the song

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Jagers outfit is so stupid hard to draw at this difficult angle I've chosen to put him in he should clearly be naked GOD

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POV: You're an Escaped Audios main character and you're a little too popular

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I live in a constant state of anxiety listening to der wolfsjager

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Escaped choose your queerest character and your most homophobic character.

Now, if they had a like 1v1 who would win?

My queerest character would be Cervantes.

But who is my most homophobic character? I guess that title would have to go to the character who is the meanest to LGBT people.

Somehow that is also Cervantes.

Badabing is also mean to LGBT characters except not to the Ls or the Ts or the Gs. Just the Bs. If you tell him you're bisexual he WILL call you a greedy bitesticle slut.

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Sounds like the confession of a closeted greedy bitesticle slut to me