This can’t be real right? You can’t swim and your a merfolk? My culture isn’t YOUR tumblr “fad”… have you ever even felt the sweet caress of kelp on your feet? The fear of your last oyster being stolen? Or the pure horror of a squid inking in your face? Didn’t think so mer-faker…
First of all, I'm NOT a merfolk, I'm a mergirl. Get it right, stinky. Merfolk don't have to WORK for their place in the ocean the way I DO.
Please don't bring up that I "can't swim." Being raised as a... Ugh, "human" girl gave me TRAUMA. I AM A SURVIVOR! I can swim! You don't understand the WORK I have done to heal my human trauma. Come to me when you've worked for hours on your water breathing.
And no, I haven't felt "the sweet caress of kelp" on my feet. As has been well establish on my blog, if you even red my posts, I HATE FEET!