Death Is Life After Dark

My thoughts are to be written in careful words, for they make no sense to my mind

[paperkoifish]

The band is here!! Lemme know who's your bias 🤩🤩

[bloomintobloo]

🫶 or whateva

[ilayontherooftop]

Took me a second to realise this isn’t Dan and Phil

[ttlmt]

can't wait for the podcast to be like phil did this stupid thing yesterday and we're hate watching this show rn and here's the pretentious music dan's been listening to and oh btw here's something from the past that was super gay oops our bad

[wdapteo]

The Urge (2016)

[ahappydnp]

fuck it *2014 galaxy edits your hard launch*

[pseudophan]

not that i'm surprised at all but i can't stop thinking about how one of the reasons they didn't want to tell the world about their relationship was in case it ended. and now that's just not a possibility to them anymore because they collectively decided there's no one else out there who could match either of them this well, so why would they ever break up. they've just decided everything will be fine forever and i do genuinely believe they're right but also what a crazy thing to say

[lavalamps-and-ladydoors]

this has been in the drafts since at least 2012

[wotcaneyesay]

matching tees

[ieatglue777]

reblog while you still can

[lizardsmp3]

im making my girl promotional posters hashtag support small businesses

[audible301]

Tattoos, Hot Tubs, and Alcohol? Dan and Phil opened an Infection Shop

[degenerusssy]

one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it

[phanyu]

[le-freaknasty]

cant get posts like these outside of tumblr

(@tarotfiend @ovidia)

[ilayontherooftop]

Excuse me

[philsmeatylegss]

About once a week I remember the story of Phil opening the door to a delivery man, thinking he looks familiar, and asking why that’s so. And the delivery man replies that it’s probably from the porn he does. It plays in my head like a record. I love it.

[emos-at-ihop]

i fear dnp 2.0 started NOT with the first dapg video post-tit, but rather SOONER with the first post-tit IG post. they fully posted that wolfboy phil picture knowing that it highly looks like they were about to get it on freaky deaky style. that is some actual 2009 phan shit. I’m shaking, quivering, vomiting.