Iliad AU's: The Compilation

the result of ironically mixing classics and fandom with disastrous results Submissions are always welcome.

[sepulchritude]

“Nobody likes you.”

You turn to look at Odysseus in surprise. He blushes and looks down. He nods. It’s true. Nobody does like you. You are Penelope.

[incorrectthesongofachillesquotes]

Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[iliad-au]

Iliad AU where Achilles orders fifty mac n cheese bites at 2am and Patroclus gets really worried

[thesparkofrevolution]

THIS WAS THREE YEARS AGO TODAY WHAT AN ANNIVERSARY 

[iliad-au]

Iliad AU where they at the club and the DJ starts spouting some HETERONORMATIVE BULLSHIT AND ACHILLES TRIES TO GET ON THE STAGE AND FUCKING DECK THE DJ AND KICK HIM OF THE STAGE AND START PLAYING FALL OUT BOY AND PATROCLUS IS LIKE NO STOP

[thesparkofrevolution]

THIS WAS ALSO THREE YEARS AGO I’M D Y I N G 

[iliad-au]

THE ILIAD BUT WITH GUNS

[iliad-au]

Star vs the Forces of Evil Iliad AU

Is it earth vs Mewni???

I just don’t know???

[iliad-au]

FATE GRAND ORDER ILIAD ARC

Aeneas: saber

Paris: archer

Patroclus: lancer

Achilles: rider

Odysseus: caster

Lil Ajax: assassin

Diomedes: berserker

Bonuses include big Ajax as another berserker, canonically Hector is another lancer, do we care about anyone else idk???

[iliad-au]

Athena to Achilles: OP is literally Agamemnon but go off, I guess

[thesparkofrevolution]

I’m making fake screen caps for the Iliad anime that I’ll never make LMAO. I need to make more of the general designs before I do more of these.

Have an Achilles, Patroclus and Diomedes. Feel free to caption! I’m out.

[iliad-au]

We made it, lads

[iliad-au]

Iliad AU where all the spears are replaced with pool noodles

[thesparkofrevolution]

Continuing my Iliad anime designs, here are Odysseus and Diomedes! I’m going to do the Aiantes and Teucer next and then maybe some Trojans? Throw suggestions my way!

[iliad-au]

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE

[iliad-au]

Iliad AU where all of Achilles' dialogue is replaced by him making out with Patroclus

THATS A LOT OF DIALOGUE, ANON(Also I know we've been ignoring these asks for forever and I AM SORRY WE HAVE NO EXCUSES)

[iliad-au]

Iliad AU where it's preschool

Agamemnon is that one kid who hoards all the toys

Achilles throw a tantrum about Agamemnon hoarding everything and beats the shit out of him

Achilles is also the kid who uses the toys in the preschool to build weapons and then proudly shows the teachers

Patroclus is deathly allergic to the blue food colouring in smarties

Odysseus is that one really smart kid who is too smart for their own good and doesn't actually pay attention to the teachers because of this

Big Ajax doesn't fit in the playhouse

He's too big

Please add to this I'm begging you

[thesparkofrevolution]

I have finally started making proper designs for the Iliad anime AU. Please enjoy an Achilles and a Patroclus!

As a note: The outfits are based on vase paintings and not historically accurate panoplies, I don’t have the time for that friends.

[iliad-au]

Agamemnon: time to fight @ Troy

Odysseus: new phone who dis?

[iliad-au]

iliad au where patroclus gets the long happy life he desERVES

THANK YOU BLESSED ANON