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guineapiggies

Via meerliss2026

rememberthismeme

ubercharge

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

junior-theabgshark

paranormal-taters

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

No

pangur-and-grim

I’m in london england, seeing things no one has ever seen before

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ACTUALLY though, I have been observing the england pigeons and I’m ready to make a statement

their ceres (the white part of their beak) are larger than Canadian pigeons. not sure why. also, their bodies are sleeker and longer. this is probably because pigeons back home have to survive -35C winters, so only the hefty round ones survive.

I wonder if the smaller ceres in Canadian pigeons are also a cold adaptation? because it’s an exposed fleshy bit with lots of nerve ending for sensory purposes, so I can see frostbite being a problem. or maybe it’s just that different escaped breeds contributed to the population.

I’m also noticing a colour I haven’t seen back home! VERY dark black (like the left hand pigeon in the photo above). looks like they rolled around in soot. definitely worth the 7 hour plane ride to see these special guys

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my humble Canadian pigeons for comparison. they look so orb-like. you could go bowling with a Canadian pigeon, and you could play darts with an English pigeon

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hey now.

crab-day-counter

25 Days to Crab Day

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submitted by @cinderspl

markovchaingang

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

five-red-feathers

its finally over... all 352 species in the family columbidae!!!

took me 48 hours in the span of 34 days,,

free pdf for anyone that wants it

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

No

innerchildabortionclinic

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

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Need to wear a shirt that says this

blake447

8D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel

So 5D chess with multiverse time travel is played with a 2D board. This uses a 5D board, as its *base,* before we start slapping on any time travel shenanigans. Today someone was finally crazy enough to play me on this board. Some highlights from this game: This jurassic queen shooting back to the beginning of the game roughly 7 full turns into the past

This 3-way rook fork with a unicorn:

Me thinking this pawn was defended by just a singular rook (at least one knight is defending it with just a regular 2D knight move):

My opponent *correctly predicting* that I was going to exploit this opening

Except across timelines as we caught up to this point on the parallel timeline she split off. Here's where she noticed

where the idea was to place my queen in a spot where she was targeting the enemy king in the past AFTER i had split off this new timeline

HOWEVER i never made it that far, this is a dramatic recreation to show what the plan is. I actually ended up back tracking and we just played the main two timelines. Here's a unicorn snipe i had set up since literally my first move. The unicorn got captured by a knight, but i recaptured with a unicorn to re-set it up:

In the end, I moved a dragon multiversally across the timline

which threatens check

Now my opponent should have just blocked with a pawn honestly, since this isnt a time travel attack, but instead she captured with a unicorn

Which after i cash-in that triple rook fork for a trivial check

Lets me get a checkmate now that the unicorn is out of the way

Overall a very interesting game. Plans take a lot of steps to set into motion, and we both avoided playing out pawn exchanges. Part of our reluctance towards setting up longer strategies and doing pawn exchanges was because of technical issues. This lagged, so bad lmao. Any time we moved or submitted our turn we the check detection re-ran slowly ramping up our lagspikes to solid 5 or 6 seconds any time we did anything. As far as strategy goes, there is a lot of stuff to hypothetically set up, but my god is it hard to actually do any of it. The specific layout means there aren't easy f7 sac style pawns so the playstate actually has to be played out across the board. I would love to try this with a different layout, but for now i'm going to continue re-working the menus, editor, and then eventually optimize it so things dont lag nearly as bad.