[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[hurleyquinnzel]

I’ve gotten like a million comments like “I can’t believe you forgot _____” so here’s an updated list

Take On Me

Every Time We Touch 

Hips Don’t Lie

Barbie Girl 

Year 3000.

Tik Tok 

Unwritten

She will be loved

Jump Around

Livin la Vida Loca

We Are The Champions

The Final Countdown

Fireflies

Hotel California

Cruise

Blitzkrieg Bop

Baby Got Back

Hollaback Girl

Toxic

The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)

Lean On Me

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

Lady Marmalade

We’re Not Gonna Take It

(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)

Lose Yourself

Who Let The Dogs Out

It Wasn’t Me

Coconut

Cherry Pie

Cherry Bomb

No Scrubs

Soak Up The Sun

We Got The Beat

I Want It That Way

Fergalicious

…Baby One More Time

Oops!…I Did It Again

Work It

Free Falling

Big Yellow Taxi

Stairway To Heaven

Highway To Hell

Hey Ya!

Maneater

Low 

Get Low

Ignition Remix

Single Ladies

Umbrella

Thriller

Burnin’ Up

Uptown Funk

U Can’t Touch This

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Sweet Dreams

You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)

It’s Not Unusual 

Stayin’ Alive

Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Smells Like Teen Spirit 

Dragostea Din Tei  (Numa Numa)

Gasolina 

Any line dancing song/song with a specific dance/instructions (The Cha Cha Slide, the Electric Slide, the Cupid Shuffle, YMCA, Wobble, the Macarena, Jump On It)

And hilariously: 

Ni**as In Paris

All of which have been added to the playlist:

 https://play.spotify.com/user/killjewell/playlist/5SO1smOtMUSFFfg4a2awqq 

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[hurleyquinnzel]

I’ve gotten like a million comments like “I can’t believe you forgot _____” so here’s an updated list

Take On Me

Every Time We Touch 

Hips Don’t Lie

Barbie Girl 

Year 3000.

Tik Tok 

Unwritten

She will be loved

Jump Around

Livin la Vida Loca

We Are The Champions

The Final Countdown

Fireflies

Hotel California

Cruise

Blitzkrieg Bop

Baby Got Back

Hollaback Girl

Toxic

The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)

Lean On Me

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

Lady Marmalade

We’re Not Gonna Take It

(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)

Lose Yourself

Who Let The Dogs Out

It Wasn’t Me

Coconut

Cherry Pie

Cherry Bomb

No Scrubs

Soak Up The Sun

We Got The Beat

I Want It That Way

Fergalicious

…Baby One More Time

Oops!…I Did It Again

Work It

Free Falling

Big Yellow Taxi

Stairway To Heaven

Highway To Hell

Hey Ya!

Maneater

Low 

Get Low

Ignition Remix

Single Ladies

Umbrella

Thriller

Burnin’ Up

Uptown Funk

U Can’t Touch This

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Sweet Dreams

You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)

It’s Not Unusual 

Stayin’ Alive

Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Smells Like Teen Spirit 

Dragostea Din Tei  (Numa Numa)

Gasolina 

Any line dancing song/song with a specific dance/instructions (The Cha Cha Slide, the Electric Slide, the Cupid Shuffle, YMCA, Wobble, the Macarena, Jump On It)

And hilariously: 

Ni**as In Paris

All of which have been added to the playlist:

 https://play.spotify.com/user/killjewell/playlist/5SO1smOtMUSFFfg4a2awqq 

[brvwnbaby-deactivated20151231]

[scifiseries]

[mugasofer]

Return from the Stars, by Stanislaw Lem, published 1961.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is wild

[c3rvida3]

The two Jehovah’s Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles-straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I don’t even have a joke to make about this, guys. I just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I’m constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It’s really somethin’.

[bugfucko-deactivated20181003]

they must do jehovahs fitness

[c3rvida3]

FUCK. HOW DID I MISS THAT.

[the-artificem]

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

I think it’s funny how people think it’s a bad thing to mention your exes when trying to explain your past.

I think it’s a bad thing and means more if you can’t talk about your exes. 

[groovybisexual]

no offense but the goddess artemis is gay…I mean she’s the goddess of the moon and swore off men forever…and she’s the protector of women. she gay ✔️

[johnplay]

[stolentweets]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail

[claimed-clams]

Treeson

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

[tvvink-deactivated20140729]

yes that’s called digestion

[ourpizzagang]

Tumblr Vs. Facebook (x)

[ifieverwasach-ild]

love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses. 

[locke-ripped-his-clothes-off]

my dad’s a bus driver and i translated your text post to him and then he started laughing, looked me dead in the eye and said “who said we were preventing evil”

[initiala]

[heyfunniest]

initiala:

So here’s some backstory.

In… 2009, I got this idea. “What if we blew up like, 2010 balloons and filled a room with them for New Year’s?”

I proposed this to some friends. After the initial “ARE YOU CRAZY? NO!” I get a call a few hours later that goes “So I found a website where you can buy a ton of balloons for really cheap.”

Fast forward to now, and it has become a tradition. My friends and I spend a few days blowing up about 2050 balloons (we always do some extra because poppage does happen) and we number however many the year will be. Hence, this year we numbered up to 2013. And we fill a room and turn it into a giant, static-y ball pit. It’s enormous fun, and when you turn the lights out and get under the sea of balloons, you can see all the static zipping about. (we keep it all in with plastic on the doors and velcro)

We hang up the current year balloon, and the new year balloon, and at midnight we pop the old year balloon to send it out with a bang, as it were.

And then at like, 1am we start popping the others to clean up, and hope the neighbors don’t call the police.

[destinyofself]

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

[ilikekoalaswbu]

“So what have you been up to in the holidays?”