MY LIFE IS A COMEDY

Motivation: What I am in desperate need of, but lack entirely

[tredlocity]

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

[famicom]

this is how everyone on this website acts

[diomdes]

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

[diomdes]

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

Your actions have consequences

[xxziggystardust]

[robertdeniro]

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[neo-romantic]

this is my new favourite reaction

[porterr-robinson]

[aigislovesrobots]

he makes a serious point here

[gaypeopletwitter]

[beesbutreal]

So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

[iflipforrizzles]

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

[brbjellyfishing]

[goanimatescreencaps]

[killue]

me at christmas: thanks for all the gifts i appreciate everything so much :)

me in my head: cant fuckgn believe….. No sword…….. cannot believe i didnt get a sword…

[actualkiss]

[timotaychalamet]

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[cockkotwica]

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[antijohnmulaney]

my sbc church would change our communion “bread” at least once a year. the best was the oyster crackers

[americanshitarel]

two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[worldcircus]

Kind of gives you chills .

[kittygory-deactivated20210901]

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

[youreyesblazeout]

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

[derrieresandcankles]

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

[carlitos-guey]

[barcoque]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The phantom of the opera was the most entitled fanboy ever

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Throws a hissy fit when they stop catering to their original audience base him specifically

Insists he knows the business better than the owners/creators

Violently overreacts to casting choices

[jellomoon]

phanboy of the opera

[doglets-deactivated20140515]

there’s a special place in my heart for my deoxygenated blood <3

[nick-avallone]