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chonce

person: guys the color of the dress doesn’t matter!!

me: you right tho you right im grown i dont need to be debating this stupid ass dress…

me:

me: but for the record it’s gold and white

wokeimperialist-deactivated2018

dragonofenergie

"Why do you flinch so hard?"

Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me.

featherdark

yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?”

forestfairey

This.

newkidsonmycock20

wispygirl

This is it. This is the only tweet I care about.

itsagifnotagif

I got locked in the garage part 1

afromisandry

You obviously have a phone that I assume makes calls

itsagifnotagif

Guide you to snapchat three this was my family’s response after phoning them

bedjacket

otteroftheworld

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

dirtyfnafconfessions

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

giraffepoliceforce

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

wolf-teeth

catwitching

awwww-cute

Look at that cute little face

ampleure

"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours because they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."

(via ampleure)

ithinkchris

sneaking puppies into Mickey Ds lol

con-arroz

I’m not for abortion I’m for every woman having the right to choose what to do with her own body I’m for preventing the fear of what to do with a child that is unwanted or unplanned I’m for protecting women from back-ally abortions because they have no other option.