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ImmediateLeeNo on Ao3 Prompts, flash fics, and snippets Mainly BBC Merlin, Marvel, HP, and 9-1-1

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Ilya asking Hassy to teach him how to draw purely so he can turn Shane into Snoopy with the “x character has multiple of the same piece of clothing” meme

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Smut prompt:

Carter has anon accounts for dancing and 🍑💦

Scott finds one, instantly recognizes him bc how could he not, and has a speed run of the five stages of grief bc it's beyond hot. When he finds the other, he goes through all the crises at once.

Ultimately, he decides he needs to fuck him about it.

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I neeeed more rare pairs😩

Specifically for Shane, I love Ilya being his one and nearly only but I want to see him end up with more ppl.

Shane Hollander is a Slut captures this concept perfectly, I'm literally frothing at the mouth at all the different dynamics.

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lunch tables:

The Brats™️- Ilya, Kyle, Troy, Kip, Harris

The Royals- Fabian, Shane, Harris

The Dads- Scott, Eric, Ryan, Harris

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Luca, having just been subjected to sharing a bench with an Ilya that was told he had an absurd amount of mags abt him hidden away: I think I'm gonna die in this house

Luca, after Pretty Shane turned into "Polite" Shane upon reassuring him that his crush on his fiance was very normal and that his future husband was very used to ppl having crushes on him bc his man was very handsome: whatever that means

Luca, after Wyatt literally starts counting his days after talking a lil too loud about them coincidentally being oomfs on Tumblr and Hollanov break their necks turning to them as one:

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Kip Grady meeting Ilya for the first time and wondering why Scott hasn't clocked the bisexual terror 3000 pro max that is literally pulling his pigtails and lowkenuinely flirting while having literally no one to talk to about this🧍🏻‍♂️

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my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

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Merlin if he let Gwaine handle things

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Y'all know how fandom Harris sometimes says Ilya's name one time or gives him a stare when he's doing some bs and he instantly folds and stops running up the man's blood pressure?

In an extremely alternate world where Troy and Shane don't exist: Brat Ilya/Soft Dom Harris😗

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Prompt: The day after Shane shares exactly how hard Montreal fumbled him, the team take to Twitter to chirp the assholes responsible.

What surprises everyone is Luca ragebaiting the rookies that genuinely switched up on Shane, no prompting required.

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SocMed Prompt: someone makes one of those [insert character here]'s family member accounts for Shane, claiming they're David.

David, who created an account the day Shane made his but is notorious for not using it other than to like his sons' posts, is sent a link by Ilya who thinks he should defend his honor.

David thinks it's ridiculous but takes a selfie then and there, Ilya in frame, both of them covered in flour because they wanted to make pasta from scratch now that the team was on break, and promptly posts it, no hashtag, just the caption: my only account💚

He forgets about it literally an hour later and it isn't until Ilya is cracking up on the couch after dinner that he finds out that people have lost their minds over his silly post.

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Crack Prompt: Crushes Luca had before he joined the Centaurs and how he's feeling about them afterwards

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Prompt: 5 times a Centaur has a crush on Ilya + 1 time he has a crush on a Centaur

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Crack Prompt: before being drafted, Shane took his parents very literally (in the pettiest way possible) when they told him they supported his dream but wanted him to have contingencies. He doesn't tell them what he planned, but assures them he had it handled.

And so, when he goes viral nearly a decade later for popping up in random media, from commercials to niche tv shows to an audience member in a talk show, he continues the bit despite his mother and team blowing up his phone.

Random Twitter user: @SHOfficial bros casually not going to confirm or deny his side quests

Shane: It was my evil twin, Wayne.

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I now need Ravi Panikkar and Luca Haas to kiss for no reason other than them being the babies of their teams despite them being in their mid 20s.

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POV: you're in the trenches as Civil War just came out and a random hockey fan blog is beefing with your fav Tony Stark appreciation blog (but not for the reasons you think, everyone hates steve. they just can't decide if Winter or Bucky are better for Tony) and Ilya Rozanov decided to create a Tumblr for the lolz and is ragebaiting everyone.

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Alex Claremont-Diaz would 100% fight MJ on being the biggest Pepper Potts simp.

I mean, he wouldn’t win. But he’d do it.

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Adding Wyatt Hayes to this fight bc he'd highkey win. Like, MJ thinks she's hot, sure but she's more focused on her work on green energy.

Wyatt legit has a timeline of all her greatest moments even pre-SI off the top of his head and a secret moodboard of reactions made with her face when she's interacting with different ppl at galas.