[strangegoingson]

[torturequeen]

When u just listeninf to music and it unbuttons your pants and touches U sexually

[arbitraryfuck]

[transhuman-priestess]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[faoileog]

[jigsawgirl]

you: im gay

me, trying to show you i understand by relating to your experience: i used to cum when my dad raped me

[danielsarmand]

Half Man 1.04

[mymycorrhizae]

[k-wame]

[killrockstar]

[sewerwolves]

x

[skipppppy]

So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great

[skipppppy]

The leader of the scout group I help out at approached me out of hours while I was walking to work to tell me that people have been talking behind my back because I missed more sessions than I attended this term (on account of having Covid twice) and was like “We all show up when we’re sick because we take responsibility” and I felt really shitty and guilty and cried the whole workday then I got home and told my mum and she was like “So they want you to throw up on the kids? That’s dodgy. They don’t even pay you. Stop going” and a wave of serenity hit me like a bus

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[ventresses]

This is a perfect time to read the brilliant and unforgettable graphic novel(s) Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi, about growing up in Iran during and after the Iranian Revolution, and the rise of the oppressive theocracy that persists to this day.

Both graphic novels are available free online (Persepolis vol. 1, Persepolis vol. 2)

It also was adapted to a wonderful film (co-directed and co-written by the author) which is available to watch for free on Sundance Now (sign up for the free trial)

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing